[ JongKey ] Must Be This Tall to Ride (1/1)

[agapic]

Title: Must Be This Tall to Ride (1/1)
Rating: R
Word Count: ~3,500
Pairing: Jonghyun x Key
Genre: Romance
Warnings: (Lots of) cursing and two paragraphs of angry?sex
Summary: AU. Jonghyun is not too short, damnit.
Notes: So I wasn't going to write something so soon but then THIS. God. THOSE HIPS.

Comments

[bananability]

OMG I LOVE YOU TO TIDBITS AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

LIKE SERIOUSLY, THERE HAS THIS FEELING IN ME FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE ABOUT JJONG'S HEIGHT. You have seriously impressed the shit out of me, dude. I'm like awed here! Please do write more JongKey, this was sexy and almost real? Like, the ending was just so cutesy, I seriously would smother Jonghyun and Key together. Key's snarky attitude is so apparent in a not so diva-bitchy way, very nice.

Gosh I love this. You're amazing. I'm going to just...mems this...if it's okay with you. LOL.

[agapic]

LOL JJONG. SUCH A MIDGET ♥

I kind of don't know if he wears heel lifts in public or not because he never really seems THAT much shorter than Key but if he's really still 173cm and Key's 177... :/ Sorry, Jjong.

And I'm glad you enjoyed the fic! :) And yeah, I kind of didn't want Key to be a total diva because I secretly don't think he's like that all the time. He's just...vocal about his thoughts. Really vocal. D:

And yes, please mem it if you'd like! I didn't know you had to ask for permission? IM SO BAD AT LJ

[bananability]

GIIIIRRRL, JJONG DOES WEAR SHOE LIFTS IN PUBLIC LOLOL. There was this one time on Star Golden Bell when Jonghyun danced next to Sooyoung and Sooyoung was pretty much surprised that Jonghyun was a bit taller than her and she knows he's pretty much a midget. and I think she asked him, "Are you wearing shoe lifts?" and Jjong is like, "FABNJFMKSAFA." LOL.

They do have a bit of a height difference, but that doesn't stop Jjong, I don't think it ever will.

LOL. Sometimes his comments are a bit diva-like, but he's not all that all the time. His dancing too, vocals yes...YES. He can sound like such a bitch singing, I've noticed. Especially in 'Get Down'? Uwah, I adore Key. XD.

I felt like I needed permission because it was just so awesome. 8D

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SO I Youtubed that and OMG LOLOLOL JJONG. YOU VERTICALLY CHALLENGED LITTLE GNOME. ♥

And I totally find their height difference to be adorable. Especially seeing that I think Jjong kind of wears the pants in the relationship (which is a feat because it's KEY who has like the most dominant personality EVARR, just look at Everyone Else/Key). It's just, I dunno, funny. And cute ;___;

And OMG Key is such a diva on stage. His facial expressions and the way he sings, you're so right. It's like, WORK IT GURL.

OMG SHINEE WHY ARE YOU TAKING OVER MY LIFE D;

[agapic]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for the comment :)

[aaliyah_babygul]

OMG that was so amazingly written. I love Kibum being bitch in some way. Jjong is so into Kibum & I can totally understand that. <333

[agapic]

Oh Key ♥~ Getting propositioned left and right.

Thanks for the comment! :)

[treedrop]

Guh. That performance. You do not know how many times I replayed Key and his hips.

This was just precious in every way. And it was realistic, man. I loved your characterization of Jonghyun and Key, especially the latter. He was his sorta-bitchy-self, but not in a totally gregarious, dramatic way. Just shrewd and blunt. Idek, idek~

I love college!au fics, too ♥

Thanks so much for writing this and sharing it with us. I really enjoyed it (and I'm going to mem this, mmhm.)

[agapic]

THAT PERFORMANCE. I WAS LIKE. KEY. NO STRAIGHT MAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO MOVE HIS HIPS LIKE THAT.

/breathes

Anyway. I'm really glad you enjoyed the fic! For some reason, these two are really easy for me to write, even if I also enjoy Onkey a lot. They just...flow~ Or something.

Thanks for reading!! :)

[ontokki]

That performance got me so so so bad. And watching it before reading this didn't help either.

I love this so much and I was a bit sad that it's over so quick. But that doesn't take away from how much I enjoyed his. It's about time somebody poke fun of Jonghyun's height because we all know he is insecure about it.

Gonna mem this :D

[agapic]

I am embarrassed of how many times I've replayed that performance. I really am.

Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it :) And yeah, Jonghyun's height cracks me up. Especially because he had the potential to be totally osm hot because he's got the body type and the face but it's just...the height. Lol Jjong. ♥

Thanks for the comment! :)