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dear santa:
get me this ( Read more... ) -
massa toosets.
tomorrow i have my first moron driver class at 7pm. if i didn't have that, i would have been able to go to massachusetts to do some sweet sweet barge work. as if to make things just a little more inconvenient... i think i've learned my lesson by now, johnny q. lawman ( Read more... ) -
the weather outside
this morning i went out to start my car and there was a few inches of snow, finally. and then the first thing in my mind was keenan at houghton stomping out penises in the snow.
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i see you've got you a brand new hat
right up front, this entry is short, materialistic, and not worth reading ( Read more... ) -
i live with a two year old, and she says:
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as if you have a choice
a few years ago this season a friend died. this year someone's in the works. i guess fall changes things. -
that's CAPTAIN dirtbag to you, sir.
the guy that gets pulled over for a taillight out and ends up also getting a dwai, that's me. the officer that tells me i'm getting a ticket for a taillight and dwai for fixed retinas, then also writes on the ticket that i failed field sobriety tests and was unable to drive, he's the one that arrested me. and then took my blood to back up his half ( Read more... )
