In the course of writing a novel, I got an idea for a Prologue to Wife Swap, so I thought I'd share it.
Warning: For adults only. Contains mild blasphemy, expressions of mild homophobia that are in no way my views, just one of the characters being a twat complete child. Also, contains poetry. My poetry. Sorry about that, although I must stress it is
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A most fitting prelude to your wife-swapping story. Ouija board, *bad* erotic poetry and all.
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‘It’s him, isn’t it,’ he said delightedly, ‘look, great choice Remus, if ever there was a woolly woofter it was him. Doesn’t even notice women, stupidly fierce and protective over his male friends, pretty - he even moisturises for fuck’s sake.’
Lmao! So funny :D
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Remus stared at him
This whole thing was brilliant, as usual. It just made me laugh and laugh!
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