The other day I saw a delightful female pushing a pram with a small child sat on the handlebar. The child was holding her cigarette, and as she walked along, it would helpfully hold the cigarette to the woman's mouth so that she could take a drag on it.

This is possibly even worse than the woman I saw simultaneously smoking and feeding her baby.

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Very short piece; I wrote it a few days ago and got a bit stuck so have posted it as it is....comments, crits always appreciated!

Remus/Sirius

not my characters - of course - oh, and they're being a bit naughty

17+

The Bear that coughed in the woods was actually a dog. And you won't believe what it was getting up to with a werewolf.

'Sirius?'

Sirius had ( Read more... )

Series of short pieces in which a very horny Sirius distracts Remus from his OWLS.

Characters are JKR's; I am just writing dirty stories about them.

This is rated 15+

The title is possibly -

The Chronicles of Remus Lupin and his struggle against the Black Libido.

- but not sure 'bout this so let me know what you think!

Remus prodded the contents of his ( Read more... )

Sirius/Remus
Slightly naughty, boy on boy, JKR characters blah blah.... Prob rated 15+
First attempt so please be kind!

'Please Moony.'
'No. And no again.'
Sirius pouted.
'Pretty please?'
'Sirius, I am not holding your hand in the corridor just because it's Valentine's Day.'
'You could hold something else of mine?' Sirius offered hopefully.
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