Voicemail

[age_of_the_geek]

"Hey, y'all. This is Hardison, I'm not here right now, you know what to do. And man, Eliot, read your damn email. That answers whatever questions you're calling me with right now. If it's you, Nana, sorry for cussing."

Beep

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[regretiz4suckas]

[ from here!]

"Babe, if you're inviting me to a threesome, I have to invite you to a foursome. My boyfriend has watching rights too, it's just how it works.

And if you really think we're physically incompatible, I have to introduce you to Bo.

I'll be by to drop off a prezzie this week!"

[age_of_the_geek]

[To here, here, and here]