jesus christ
I try not to hate mom for being an unlogical cunt
its not working

Grounded for the next 2 weeks
 & there's little to no summer left afterwords
so quitting job once I finish Kelly's progrom

resolving to forget about jason...delete/block his number
 or something anyway. I'm just going to start summer over when I get released

  Well, business camp wasn't nearly as awful as I thought it would me. My roommate was awesume & my suitmates weren't so bad either. ULM itself, however will probably give me nightmares for the next few months. Pretty much every aspect of that college suckeths mightly. That is, accept for the fountain by the cafateria! We busted out of our dorm ( Read more... )

  So today I submitted my application to Spring Hill. College...how weird. Right now it looks like Spring Hill is going to my my undergrad pick. Millsaps has turned into a last resort, SMU has fallen in behind in the rankings mostly because of their desperate yearning for the Bush library deal. Annndddd mom is on the point of refusing to let me go ( Read more... )

    What I Learned 
    And What I said at Princeton

Fielding really pisses me off sometimes. I can just see the snot-nosed little man, hunched over his writing desk, crying over the references to his 1st wife and alternately chuckling over the number of times he can use "sagacious" in the same chapter, nay page. Perhaps I'm just spoiled and ( Read more... )

   "TO THE FIELDS!"

And so we went.
We emerged ant bitten and scared by the combined forces of nature and cats
but we were in a much better state of being

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bacteriophage211 im a panty-hoe... get it!  ITS a double entendre! A FUCKIN PUN! (9:31:19 PM):

  PAPERCUT on my tongue

arrrrrrrrrgggggggggg

 Amazon is having a great music sale. partake, my friends

    Last night ended somewhere around 3am with a beautiful soundtrack. Jordan was sitting indian style on the floor w/someone's guitar composing songs  night and various other embarrasing/comical events from the last year. Lucie and I, though busy eating fresh blueberry muffins, could not help listen to her warbling. Sounding the the love child of ( Read more... )

     I had written about 2 paragraphs on inner pain and its dissapation with my discovery of EGYPTIAN DANCE MUSIC [because this stuff completes me] but, jesus, I just found out about someone's ball sack surgery..AHAHAAAAA...funniest fucking thing I've heard all year. pardon the alliteration.

 I was leaning over the side, hugging the cement and looking out at NYC at night, from 850 ft. up in the air. Rockefeller Center, quite the view after dusk. The protective glass is a little bothersome on the lower floor, besides it's not homocide proof...I was easily able to slip my little cousin through the gaps. Anyway on the veyr top floor I ( Read more... )