Oh Goddesses..........

[agelessgrace]

What...?

Where..where am I...what's going on? A...a dungeon...? Am I...? Oh Goddesses...no...he's done this... But...I-I feel so...I am so...weak... I am powerless to stop any of this...I

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[thesoundbarrier]

On my way.

[agelessgrace]

Who...? Are you perhaps...a hero from another world...?

[thesoundbarrier]

I'll explain after I get you away from Gannon.

[agelessgrace]

You...you mean Ganondorf? Why does everyone call him that, he's not a giant pig yet... I-is Link with you...? You...cannot defeat him without Link...nothing less than the Master Sword can harm him...it would be useless to try...

But...the Sages are not here, either, so perhaps...perhaps something even more powerful is necessary...if such a blade exists...

[hylianintights]

~Flexes muscles~ On my way, princess! ~Radiates machismo~

[agelessgrace]

Link...! Oh...Link...my hero...

[hylianintights]

Oh, Zelda...

~Insert cliche and sappy poetry here. You know, comparing her to a summer's day, roses, how pretty her eyes, lips boobs and other assets are.~

[agelessgrace]

Praise the Goddesses...my Hero is come...

But...oh, no, not...! Ganondorf, he...he's...I don't know where I am now, he...he did something, and now...

(("our princess is in another castle" anyone? |D))