for the fat of one chickenonce_brownAugust 1 2004, 15:47:11 UTC
*puts on Agency Yenta badge*
OK, you're gonna need some help. First, what are you looking for? Male, Female, organic, inorganic, program, machine, sentient, door knob or toaster oven?
I'm an adult, I have a boyfriend now, and yet I still don't think I'm old enough to be reading any of this.
*considers that fact that despite her relative inexperience, she has been giving her Dad romantic advice regarding his relationship with the Merovingian.*
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OK, you're gonna need some help. First, what are you looking for? Male, Female, organic, inorganic, program, machine, sentient, door knob or toaster oven?
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I do have that side job I run...
Female...Organic or Program...nothing against our machine brethren, I just haven't swung that way...well, yet...ahem, where was I?
*Adjusts tie.*
Sentient, and...what the hell would I date a door knob or toaster for?
*Looks slightly confused.*
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-and don't knock the hardware 'til you've tried it.
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*Grins.*
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*considers that fact that despite her relative inexperience, she has been giving her Dad romantic advice regarding his relationship with the Merovingian.*
Ok, I guess I am.
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