Matrix Security.

[agent_jackson]

In recent events, I have found that there are still dangerous programs left inside the Matrix

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[operator_sparks]

*mocks Jackson*

Damn boy, that thing is about as sexy as you.

*makes a kissy face*

[agent_jackson]

*Flips the Auto-Nine in his hand and pistol whips Sparks' shins with the heavy metal grip.*

Just as sturdy, solid and merciless too...

*Smirks.*

[operator_sparks]

*cries out in pain and whines at Jackson from the floor while clinging to his shins*

Ow, you fucker! I can't stand you agent sons-of-bitches, but...

*suddenly grins*

...you're still a sexy ass.

*sniggers and braces himself for another pistol-whipping*

[agent_jackson]

*Raps the gun's handle against Sparks' kneecaps.*

The more you keep this up...

*Pauses, recalling "Human Sexual Fetishes 101" at the Agency academy and cringes.*

You're enjoying this aren't you?