"The Agency Welcomes New Agents"

[agent_jackson]

Well...

Looks like more Pod People want to be recruited!

Take kisaka for example.
No bribe, no guarantee of a decent paycheck, but she leapt in anyway!

I now present agent_kita, monitoring the "Mississippi" division of the Matrix!

Comments

[inity]

How great. New agents joining us are arways great (and good work, those who recruit them :)
*offers to agent_kita a nice glass of first-class martixy absinthe*

[agent_kita]

*goes all Gunslinger for a second* Thankee-sai, Inity.

*bow*

[agent_jackson]

::smiles.::

Good to see we now have a bigger percentage of ladies working for the Agency now.

::pauses.::

Uh, equal opportunity employment and all that, that's all, since, you see...

::cuts himself off, exhaling in embarassment, mouthing the words.::

Hoo boy.

[agent_kita]

*has an immense gigglefit* Poor Jackson, you just aren't very good with words, are you? *kisses him on the cheek and giggles some more*

[missus_paul]

Wait, wait...you're recruiting people to be agents? Shit, I didn't know that. I'd be happy to covert. What must I do, darling Jackson?

[agent_jackson]

I found this in Smithy's office, fresh from the photocopier.
Must be a new office policy memo. :

The First Rule of the AGENCY is,
You do not talk about the AGENCY.

The Second Rule of the AGENCY is,
You do not talk about the AGENCY.

Third rule, if someone yells stop...goes limp...taps out...then finish them off with your Desert Eagle, unload your entire clip. The fight is over.

Fourth rule: Only two guys to a duel. (Att:Smithy)

Fifth rule: One fight at a time.

Sixth rule: No jeans, no flannel cloth shirts.

Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

And the Eighth and final rule: If this is your first night fighting Neo, you HAVE TO fight.

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Oh, and on a side note, I found out Morpheus' Pod Person name...

His name is Robert Paulsen...

[missus_paul]

I'd have to say that the third rule is my favorite. Okay then, I'm in. I'll get back to you with my new agent name as soon as I'm "assimilated" or whatnot.

[agent_jackson]

Sounds good...

::frowns.::

You just want Smith's hand to penetrate your abdomen, don't y...

::cuts himself off.::

Uh, poor choice of words there...

::flushes, embarassed.::

[agent_kita]

*bows politely, steps up*

if you raving, slobbering maniacs are expecting a speech, look somewhere else.

*wry grin*

[berry_bunny]

Hmmm... I want to join. Do you get benefits?

[missus_paul]

...like agent-to-agent nooky? I mean...wait a second...

*ahem*

[berry_bunny]

XD

[honey_child]

I want to be an Agent too. Sign me up.

[agent_jackson]

::passes her a form.::

Wow this is odd...suddenly we've gone from a drought of female Agents to a flood!

::pauses, then remembers.::

Oh! Sign here...

::points lower.::

here...

::points lower.::

here...

::points to the bottom.::

and here.

[ms_agent_smith]

I...
I am an agent, and I really want to be as long as it's possible.
*as long as Jackson an agent will be*

[agent_jackson]

::blinks.::

Ms. Agent Smith?

::pauses, unsure what to say.::

Any relation?