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[agent_jackson]

Good God.

Jackson here.
I'm currently driving home, keeping my link to the Agency network via my earpiece.

Today I've been monitoring the Humans in one area of the Matrix, and I find a man who believes he is "Peter Pan".

And I Quote:

"I know all this makes me a very silly boy! But If it sounds like a fun thing or even if you'd just like a good

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[pixeled]

Yes, I've run across that pathetic excuse for a human. I myself wished to terminate him, yet did not have the proper means. Be a dear and shoot him some extras times, just for me?

[agent_jackson]

::smirks.::

Of course.

He should be pretty easy to terminate. Unless he's as alike to the Anomaly mentally as he seems...

::pauses, and looks up, addressing Stu.::

Do we really need more Anomalys? Honestly!

The first's hard enough to kill so I can finally hook up with...

::coughs, cutting off his thought.::

[tr1n]

More Anomalies...that would be interesting, actually.

*looks at him coughing* Having trouble?

[agent_jackson]

No, no, it's just troubling that I can't stay with you forever until we're old and grey and I start to decompile there could be another Anomaly in the Matrix.

[turtleface]

so you guys are working for social services now?

[agent_jackson]

Terminating this subject WOULD be a Social Service...

::pauses.::

Or we can always arrange an accident.

[turtleface]

Make Peter Pan a man, Jackson.

[agent_jackson]

::blinks.::

I do believe that's SMITH's Department.

::adjusts tie.::

[agent_kita]

Criminy... the guy's 50, for cryin' out loud...

[agent_jackson]

How he lived that long's both statistically and medically amazing.

::pauses.::

Even the Anomaly has two braincells.

[pixeled]

Complimenting the Anomaly in a back-handed manner. No wonder I love agents!

[agent_jackson]

And Agents love you too Human.

::blinks.::

Now ignore the Matrix, and anything to do with it, and live your life, oblivious.

::passes her a Powerade.::

Drink up like a good little battery.

::picks up container.::

Oh yes...

::opens container of Blue Pills.::

Candy?

[lady_perseph0ne]

If you don't shoot him, i will. just for that crime against hairstyles!

[agent_jackson]

You're quite welcome to borrow my gun.

::pauses.::

I have nothing against artists like "The Beatles" or "The Monkees", but this is (simulated) 2003, not 1970!

[lady_perseph0ne]

I don't think i could handle your big weapon
*smirk*
I have a range of guns that will be most suitable for taking such an individual out, and they all fit in my tiny clutchpurse......

[agent_jackson]

::raises an eyebrow.::

You know how to terminate humans, and you have powerful handguns in your clutchpurse?

That's pretty Studamn sexy...

[ex_rewire]

Someone please shoot him... now.
My eyes cannot take such hideousy. ;_;

[agent_jackson]

::holds earpiece.::

I'm still awaiting a go for termination...

so far the Agency can't decide to kill him, or to watch over him in curiosity...

::frowns.::

Bosses...NO clue how to handle outdoor jobs...