heroes (or, six degrees of angela petrelli's vagina)
I was thinking about Heroes today during class, and how everyone is ~connected~. LUCKILY, I HAD MY LAPTOP AND PHOTOSHOP WITH ME. And so I made a family tree.
And on the eighth day god made Noah and Matt, and they were good. So good that he decided to allow them to reproduce without a vagina present. As you can see, it carried on down their line.
Their only child was Mr. Muggles, who fell madly in love with a turtle (that Matt later adopts and raises when Mr. Muggles goes missing.) (no, seriously. where the hell is Mr. Muggles this season? :/) Together they have Angela Petrelli, the fertile. With Arthur Petrelli she gives birth to three (incestuous) sons, Peter, Nathan and Sylar Gabriel. With Kaito Nakamura she gives birth to most of the population of Madagascar.
Nathan is a bit of a whore. With Meridith he has a daughter, Claire, who later sleeps with Peter. Nathan also sleeps with Peter, because who wouldn't? There's also some lady he marries and has children with, but they all fell into the black-hole of plot devices. Oh, and Tracy, but I couldn't fit that line in there.
Gabriel and Mohinder raise a beautiful half-cockroach son together before Mohinder leaves him for Matt. (again, awkward lines are awkward.)
Hiro bursts fully formed from his father, Kaito's, forehead. He gaymarries Ando and impregnates him with triplets, Jessica, Nikki and Tracy. Nikki and Claire later have Elle together because I couldn't fit her anywhere else on the tree.
In other news, I found my cellphone. In my purse. Awesome.
And on the eighth day god made Noah and Matt, and they were good. So good that he decided to allow them to reproduce without a vagina present. As you can see, it carried on down their line.
Their only child was Mr. Muggles, who fell madly in love with a turtle (that Matt later adopts and raises when Mr. Muggles goes missing.) (no, seriously. where the hell is Mr. Muggles this season? :/) Together they have Angela Petrelli, the fertile. With Arthur Petrelli she gives birth to three (incestuous) sons, Peter, Nathan and Sylar Gabriel. With Kaito Nakamura she gives birth to most of the population of Madagascar.
Nathan is a bit of a whore. With Meridith he has a daughter, Claire, who later sleeps with Peter. Nathan also sleeps with Peter, because who wouldn't? There's also some lady he marries and has children with, but they all fell into the black-hole of plot devices. Oh, and Tracy, but I couldn't fit that line in there.
Gabriel and Mohinder raise a beautiful half-cockroach son together before Mohinder leaves him for Matt. (again, awkward lines are awkward.)
Hiro bursts fully formed from his father, Kaito's, forehead. He gaymarries Ando and impregnates him with triplets, Jessica, Nikki and Tracy. Nikki and Claire later have Elle together because I couldn't fit her anywhere else on the tree.
In other news, I found my cellphone. In my purse. Awesome.