This Idea Was Happily Stolen from Someone Else's LJ
Instructions:
1) Go to google.com
2) Type "[insert first name here] needs"
3) List the first ten results here.
Here are mine:
1. Jenna needs to get a stairmaster pronto!!! (hah hah... ouch, yet true)
2. Jenna needs a friend she can count on... (ironically, it hits home!)
3. Jenna needs to be with her mother. (This has been scarily true... i want my mamma)
4. Jenna needs... (well, that wasn't helpful...)
5. Jenna needs Jenna Jameson on Video (i'm slightly disgusted...)
6. Jenna needs to lose [sic] weight! (damn... and now we're back to the truth)
7. Jenna needs to remember what got her to the top! (when was I at the top? >.<)
8. Jenna needs four rows of jingles to finish her dress... (*ahem*)
9. Jenna needs a sponsor! (what for?)
10. Jenna needs Mail! (...?)