Notes On A Day
1.)Almost got fired this morning after sleeping in. The Boss said "Convince me to keep you." I pleaded my case and the Boss said, "I knew you could convince me." I almost fainted.
2.)Got home and had a breakdown after talking to my dad because he inadvertently made me feel completely incompotent.
3.)After said breakdown called mom to figure out how to re-heat my crab legs from the other night, "Will wrapping them in a wet paper towel work?", to find out she's separating from my step-dad.
It's been a fucking wonderful day it has.
And now I'm going to go fail a Japanese test.
I love my life.