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[agent_speckle]

I was ... on a semi date, I guess. It would have been a date if I hadn't invited others to join this guy and I, but I'm horrible at dates and other forms of social awkwardness... besides that, only God knows if this man actually likes me. I doubt it actually matters, either. But we were talking before our friends arrived.

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[agent_speckle]

haaaa! <3 <3 <3 oh my gosh we're like ... ALIKE. I've bet i'm going to grow up and be a cat grandma too! O_O cept i figure on 40 cats and i'm not much of a knitter. hey, do you want to be cat grandmas together? if we pool our monies, we can afford a creepy old southern house with spanish moss covered trees. : D

I didn't realize the guy had a unibrow until yesterday! It's so funny! He has this haircut that hides it with low bangs and shag. The guy just... has a lot of hair I think. Which doesn't put me off. I've been too busy looking at his eyes to notice his eyebrows. [dark/deep] nice smile, too. And conversations are good.

but yeah. I don't know. It may be difficult to take the man serious if I keep laughing at his face.

[purple_fiction]

My husband is hot. It's not just me who thinks so either. Every girl who meets him tells him he looks like Cary Elwes did in [i]The Princess Bride[/i], without the fancy costume. The guys just tell him he looks like Legolas and laugh because it makes him mad.

But he totally had a unibrow when we were first dating. It took me a long time to get up the courage to grab some tweezers and say, "I just wanna try something. No seriously. Hold still. I just wanna see how this looks... It doesn't hurt that much, you wimp!" I think we were even already married by that time.

In short, I feel your pain.

[purple_fiction]

*sigh* I always get the code mixed up on these things. Lame.

[agent_speckle]

Aw, congrats on a hot husband, although if it were me I'd have done his makeup after his tweezing. Can't help myself, Orlando Bloom is a girl. MY penis is bigger than Mr. Bloom's and I don't even have one.

I'm sort of jealous. When did you meet your husband? ... I guess I can't complain so much, I've BEEN in love................. been....

[purple_fiction]

He hates being compared to Orlando. I think it's funny.

I met him when I was twenty three. Married him two years later. It surprises you when it happens. You've probably heard it a thousand times before, but it's when you least expect it. Seriously. I had all but given up when I met him.

[lemiru]

I don't know why, but I just can't stop giggling at the "tweezers being bountiful in modern society"...

And the crying dude, of course. But that's a given . 8D

[agent_speckle]

hehe, you're always the one to notice the wording. X3 I'm glad you enjoyed it.

I haven't talked to you in a long time! oAo I didn't know you still read my LJ. How are you doing?

[lemiru]

Ey wot, can't keep me from the pretty arts! <3

Thought I guess it's mostly my fault, seeing how few times I comment. I'm a natural lurker, hur hur. And I'm doing fine, thank you! Doing my thing on my corner of life and the internet, keeping out of trouble. =D

Ok Hold Up A Second

[trocke]

Coca-Cola must be spewing anti-hormones in the air or something if babes find the courtship ritual awkward. Seriously, reading this entry was like reading Supergirl blog about having no powers. They've been inside you all this time!

Unless you feel awkward having to lower your standards to genuinely awkward people, then yes, that would be a drag.

Re: Ok Hold Up A Second

[agent_speckle]

i was about to write to you when i noticed this advert on the right of my gmail account.... "Body Language Tips" .... I HAD TO CLICK IT! O_O IT WAS HILARIOUS. XD It is home to quotes such as:

Problem: She never reciprocates
Fix it: Tell her that you love receiving oral sex and you fantasize about how great she would be at it.

........... wow................ I .. ah... HA. XDDDDD Sex articles written by men, for men, are HILARIOUS.

ok on with the reply.

oAo Supergirl's main power is wearing a short skirt and being able to fly... I ... aaaah I don't even have that. ... nope.. i'm just genuinely awkward, so I don't even try it - i limit conversations to humor or sarcasm.

I guess I could try every man's fantasy. I could just grab the dude and ... surprise sex him. I would say rape, but I think most men are pretty open to surprise sex. They're too willing for the R word. [sorry, gotta diss]

lawwwwl. you are the one for the conversation. XD

[january_goldie]

this is gonna make me giggle the rest of the day. what's weird is, I was just thinking friday how people ought to hold hands more. it's pleasant, when they're not sweaty. Don't know why it's limited to sweethearts and spawn.

Does the man have a mailbox? perhaps you should just anonymously deliver a pair of tweezers.