Time for a poll.

[agent_wolf]

Okay, everybody, do me a favor and comment if you consider yourself to be my friend or friendly acquaintance. Also put down if you're a straight guy. I'm trying to figure something out.

Comments

[cagayake]

Oh, I'm your friend, I'm your friend!!

[agent_wolf]

Who the fuck are you?

[cagayake]

YOU FORGOT ME ALREADY, JYAASAN?!!

[agent_wolf]

...Oh god, you. Uh. Friends, really? You think so?

[notapineapple]

You've told me you want to be my friend but I'm still weighing the options.

[agent_wolf]

...I didn't really--

I was a little bit drunk when I said that. And it was a weird day.

[notapineapple]

That ain't an excuse.

[agent_wolf]

Well. Fine, then I retract it unless you plan to stop being a bastard about Fujiko.

[sageofthewind]

O-Oh, um. We've only talked once, s-so, I don't know...does...that make us...aquaintances...?

[agent_wolf]

Yeah, but you're kinda hard to forget.

[sageofthewind]

Is that a bad thing?

[agent_wolf]

Nah, not really. I'm still not that sure I get what the fuck you are, though.

[doubleppk]

Best friend I should think~ But I'm not sure I count.

[agent_wolf]

You are, and you do. For statistics and shit.

[doubleppk]

<3~

Statistics? Of who is male and straight. Feeling outnumbered by children and women?

[agent_wolf]

Women and children and queers. And the only straight guy is underage, so he still falls in that group.

[onewithwild]

Ah, me?

[agent_wolf]

Yes, you.

[onewithwild]

What's a straight guy?

[agent_wolf]

A guy who likes women instead of other guys.