Glass half-empty: I crush thee under the toe of my boot!

[agentdanger]

In case you haven't heard, I am traveling through Western Europe for three months.

I leave on September 11! I know we're all supposed to be cowering in fear of the terrorists on that day, but goddamn it, I'm flying to Barcelona and neither my job, nor Uncle Sam nor the Islamo-commies can stop me

Comments

[unluckymonkey]

fuck yeah girl! You'll be the only one on the plane but then you can dance you wild dance of joy and get ALL the peanuts on the plane for yourself. Start a peanut fight with the stewardess. I look forward to reading of your many adventures. Mine are small and homebound but I feel your spirit and wish I could join in. yes constant rage is bad. I sure hope you can shake that off your heels in a new location.

[agentdanger]

oh yes!! there will be posts and hopefully i will have a good time and not get ripped off by some french huckster within the first five minutes. in a weird way i already miss life here. ahh!

[dannycepticon]

Just remember to say something akin to "Lets roll" into your cell phone before commiting any acts of heroism. They'll love that when they make the new movie 9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Also, don't mention that the guys hijacking the plane are CIA agents and not Islamic, its not good manners.

[agentdanger]

"I came here to kick ass and read Sky Miles magazine. and i'm all done with Sky Miles."