Wow, that was one awkward conversation. Poor guy, all he wanted to do was talk about Jesus Christ and his colonoscopy, and some strange lady starts hacking him up with an axe! Whatever happened to the good ol' values of my childhood, when any Tom, Dick or Harry could start up a conversation about his medical problems and sexual deviancies with any Tammy, Debbie or Henrietta without getting himself axe-murdered? ;)