milk

[agentinfinity]

That's the third time I've been covered in and entire feed's worth of projectile vomit-milk in two weeks. My child is clearly possessed by the divil.

He always seems so happy afterwards. Wot a wierdo.

(Don't worry, I've spoken to the health visitor)

Comments

[mr_h_r_hughes]

He was whispering something about your mother cooking socks in Hull last night, dunno if it's connected but you might want to mention it to the Health Visitor ?

[immerwahr]

This is genius.

[mr_h_r_hughes]

I must be honest and admit that "your mother cooks socks in Hull" is a unashamed theft from Mark and Lard (from a between records link in which Lard gets posessed).

[sister_savage]

You too, huh?

And what a delight it is.

[agentinfinity]

I think we are going to have to take an emergency trip to John Lewis to buy some nice colourful wipe clean material. The poor rug isn't going to last much longer. Although to be honest, most of it always seems to end up on me.

[sister_savage]

We are the House of Green Poo at the moment. It all rocks.

[littleonionz]

Ahh the joys of parenthood,
Eau d' curdled milk is all the rage:)

[kt_peasant]

This is why I got my hair cut short!

It gest worse once weetabix is involved. Dried-on weetbix is the force that binds the universe together, I swear it is.

[mr_h_r_hughes]

Oh please stop it I just ate Weetabix for lunch (but you are right about it's gluey powers).