does anyone have a mini fridge they're not using? I'm looking for one.

quote of the year: (courtesy argoncranes)

"'But he loves Jesus.'

Don't we all, motherfuckers. Don't we all."

ok, seriously people... I don't like Bush at all, I'm a big Kerry fan, but seriously... knock off the "you forgot Poland" stuff... it's REALLY dumb. We're better than to jump on some silly comment he made. He said way dumber things ("mexed missages" comes to mind) when we all know and understand the point he was making even if we don't agree with ( Read more... )

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (September 24). New social connections help you make your way up this year! You are widely accepted and loved, and having more friends helps you see the way to financial and romantic opportunity. The exceptional work you turn in this November puts you in the spotlight. A promotion and more money follow. Singles feel secure with ( Read more... )

happy birthday Andy, you sack of crap.

ah yes, consistency.

AK-47s, Uzis and TEC-9s are legal again tomorrow! I can't wait. I know I'll be first in line to pick up a few! I know I'll only feel safe in this country once every trigger happy idiot walks around with automatic weapons over their shoulders. I mean, look at Baghdad. Safe.

If guns are outlawed then only outlaw's kids will accidentally shoot

does anyone know anyone selling a car? Let me know!

My Best Friend is squarkzOur 33 common interests are: american sign language, anti-death penalty, blue states, cities, crossword puzzles, death cab for cutie, douglas adams, hoodies, idealism, intelligence, irony, jon stewart, jones soda, mario kart, minneapolis, minnesota, mst3k, no class on fridays, paul wellstone, politics, pro-choice, progressive ( Read more... )

fuck.

Whenever I fall asleep drunk, I sleep super heavy and wake up extra early. So here I am. Of course everyone else is still asleep. This would actually be pretty sweet if it happened at the end of the month right before school starts, but nope. Another several weeks of very little to do.