I found out last night there is a group of girls on my floor who streak the residential quad every wednesday. Last night however, a couple of my friends stole the clothes they left in a heap outside the building. Now, i can't decided how i feel about this. On the one hand it was kind of immature, chauvanistsic and possibly mean. On the other ( Read more... )

I hadn't realized the Goblet of Fire's release was so close. I know is inevitable that they fucked my favorite book over, but a boy can dream can't he ( Read more... )

Apparently my room mate enjoys watching Friends. Nothing wrong with this of course, but its a little odd. or not. i really don't know. Its peculiar to see him watch his laptop screen so intently, earphones on, suddenly crack up ( Read more... )

You know, of all the things i expected of college, telemarketers were not one of them. I've gotten two calls in the past hour. Fuckers ( Read more... )

So this afternoon i was talking on my cell phone in the hallway outside my room, on the second floor. Some kid emerges from the stairwell and asks me how to get outside. WTF? I mean, he had to get in somehow, right? even if he doesn't remember coming in, he still should relize that being on the second floor of a building means you have to go ( Read more... )

"I don't need to fight ( Read more... )

"Completely Batshit Fucking Loco Insane" - Tycho Brahe, paraphrased ( Read more... )

Of course, something always goes wrong parent's weekend. my hall defenitely stank of pot when my parents first got here. well, it could have beeen worse i suppose, at least no one changed my desktop to gay porn as happened to poor benji down the hall ( Read more... )

Jack Thompson is an asshole. Anyone who knows who he is doesn't need to be told that, but for the rest of you here is a small sample ( Read more... )

I had a test at 9:30 today. decided i should get up early to eat beforehand. not usually that hungry in the morning, i really only want some hot chocolate. so i wake up and hour before the test, and its freezing. i get all bundled up, am still cold, head down to the cafe, which has the AC on. WTF? so i head straight to the hot chocolate ( Read more... )