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Hello Anyone!
So... does anyone on my friends list want to go to a Rooney concert with me tomorrow night? it's at 8 at the Hawthorne Theater. It'll be fun and have nothing to do with either Christmas or classes... -
A quiet walk on a November Night
"Hi! It's so great to meet you! My name is Sir Sniffs-A-Lot, and this is my bestest buddy Walks in Circles. We're the Butthead Brothers!"
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You know whats wrong with Public Transportation? The Public.
The couple on the train in front of me tonight were either drunk or just dumb, maybe both.
The guy on the phone who announced loudly "Just because I showed up with a wad of cash in my pocket it don't mean I was set on seduction!" needs to either stay very far away or finish the story.
I want a no talking car. -
Would you care to elaborate on that?
I sat down to write up a report at work today that is, depending on how you count either a month late of about a year and a half late. I had some notes that I had written down earlier outlining what I wanted to say. I had to recheck some things that I had written down, but for the most part they were nice and useful ( Read more... ) -
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To this evening's eyerolling patron: There are many things in the library that I can find for you using nothing but the powers of my mind and memory. There are many things that I can't. I suppose I could have explained to you why I couldn't tell you were the typewriter guides in Chinese are at the branch we were in, because they aren't there. I ( Read more... ) -
Right, where did I leave that decade?
I went to a high school reunion like thing today and spent time listening about people I only sort of remember. I was ambivalent at best, while this was my graduating class, I spent sophomore year sick and the junior and senior years at the alternative school. I went thinking that my life was boring, and left thinking that having never been a ( Read more... ) -
check, check and almost check
Today I finally got into the second class that I wanted for the fall term! I'm now duly registered, I've got my federal aid figured out (for now) and I just need to send in one form verifying that I really didn't graduate and to please defer my student loans ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Finders keepers?
I once found an endorsed $800 dollar check in a library book. We were looking up the name to get a phone number when he came back. There is a guiding principle to libraries: Don't take what isn't yours. If you can return something you should. If you can't, well then tip your waitress well. -
Writer's Block: Home Remedies
My remedy this week was a combination of sleep, hot tea, and dog cuddles while rewatching Chuck. Scientificly sound? No. But you can't really hear the line "I don't care how stressed you are, it's never ok to murder a women's suoffle." and not feel at least a little better.
