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[agentmonkey687]

I have to be at work at 10:30 in the morning but dammit once again but I can't sleep. I think alot of the time I can't sleep at night just based of the fact that I know I have to drag my ass out of bed the next day. Now you're probably thinking that doesn't make any damn sense but since when did I make any sense dammit

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[finntroll]

Being postive is deifnitely the right track. Think about this dude, when you ask a guy what he finds attractive in the opposite sex, he'll say something like, "Well, she must be blonde, have big tits. She's got to be thin and have a nice tan. etc."

BUT, if you ask a woman what she finds attractive in the opposite sex, the two MOST COMMON answers are CONFIDENCE and HUMOR. Notice the difference between the two genders? One is very visual and the other isnt. One is attracted to looks and one is attracted to personality. I could go into reasons why, but I dont have time.

See, at this moment, there's about 10,000 women out there in brandon who are DYING for a dude like you. All they need to do is find you. The best part is they're all around you. In the grocery store, at the mall, shopping at walmart, eating at Ruby Tuesdays, etc. The number one step in meeting women, is GETTING OUT INTO THE WORLD. You'll meet a girl while your sitting on your ass playing Halo Live with your dick in one hand and the controller in the other.

[agentmonkey687]

Well I don't play Halo or have Xbox live for that matter. Props to anyone that can play with a first person shooter with one hand and hold their dick in the other, and shame on you for holding yourself to a video game you sick fuck.

I know there are about 10,000 girls out there that want to meet someone like me. I got the looks and the personality to match it. The question is how do you walk up to someone in these places without looking like a horny dog?