Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty foot well, are you allright? At first Ford had formed a theory to ( Read more... )

How to make a Agentmonkey687
Ingredients:

1 part anger

5 parts silliness

5 parts joy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little fitness if desired!

Personality cocktail
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Todays Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy Excerpt: The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy states that the Babel Fish is a small, yellow and leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brainwave energy recieved not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave ( Read more... )

I finally started to read one of the best series of all time. Douglas Adams Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy. This has to be one of the mist hilarious book series ever made. So throughout the process of reading it I will put in different Excerpts or quotes. Tonights Excerpt ( Read more... )

Agentmonkey687's LJ stalker is sichanceux!sichanceux is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also slowly poisoning you!

LJ Stalker Finder
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I would first like to start things off by explaining my last journal entry. When I wrote that journal entry I was in a bad mood but I was also pretty drunk. It was a really shitty night. Let me explain what happened that night. Well I wasn't really planning to go out that night in all honesty. I just wanted to sit at home and play Final Fantasy XI ( Read more... )

You it never seems to amaze me how much I hate my own species. They do nothing but piss me off. Wherever I go the human race is constantly pissing me off. From the time I wake up in the morning and from the time I go to bed I see so many things that piss me off its not even funny. Maybe thats why I dream of enslaving mankind so much. This is why ( Read more... )

I love working at AMC don't get me wrong. But every job has its up and downs. No matter where you work hell even if you're rich you have you're bad days and you're good days. One of AMC quirks is sometimes we don't organize for a night. Its happened quite a few times since I started working there. I think one of the reasons is because instead of ( Read more... )

You know I usually don't buy into the whole Online test thing. Usually they are really corny like "if you were a superhero what super power would you be?" Even the supposed serious tests that I have taken have always had different results after I took them. Well this one test I took was a test based on 15 years of study on human behavior. It also ( Read more... )

I know I haven't updated in awhile but I have been pretty busy. Well for most of you that didn't know I did quit Publix. That damn job finally pushed me to far so I just flat out walked out. Everyone thought I was crazy for walking out of a job when I didn't have another job. How many times do I have to tell you people that I really don't give a ( Read more... )