Sleep is a fickle bitch...

[agentrogue]

...of a mistress. One night she showers you with an abundant amount of crazy filled dreams, and the next she decides to go Johnny Depp on your eye sockets (that's Johnny Depp from Once Upon a Time in Mexico, unless he actually mentions skull f*cking in every movie he's in, which would actually be an interesting if slightly disturbing sort of

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THought I'd give it a shot

[scroundral]

Having got a kick out of your sparse but ammusing postings I figured I'd give it a shot.

I got all worked up over some garbage I heard on the news and now I will try venting.

Feel free to laugh all you want.

Come play swords. I have another tourney coming up and I want to enter. After the last couple of practices I stand close to to the top three in the barony. If I wasn't so fat, broken and slow I could be a contender!! I'm also going to be the field medic for that event. Its up in Forest Grove in March.

Laters,
C

Why?

[scroundral]

Why is it that sleep is an indecisive female dog companion? Quite the contrary as dog usually know what they want. A female can be more vicious than anything and sleep itself isn't really vicious, though some dreams are.

And sleep itself doesn't give you dreams, sleep is just the medium which allows dreams to come. It would be rather odd to have an indecisive female dog companion attempting to do an impersonation of Johnny Depp (from any movie) on your eyeballs, let alone trying to..well...plug the holes, if you get my drift. Which, btw, would be easier for a male dog given it has the appropriate parts you see.

Sorry, I'm bored, and cant sleep, so I can only assume this horny indecisive Johnny Depp acting female dog companion is messing with me.
{sigh} That actually makes sense.