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Aug 13, 2006 15:30

The. Best. Onion. Article. EVER.

Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry

Because, of course! :D The homosexual agenda doesn't just list equality, oh, no. That's only the beginning! We want to make everyone gay! We want nothing less than to take over the world!

Oh wait--we already did....

gay rights, amusement

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kippurbird August 14 2006, 05:12:19 UTC
Beautiful. That's all I have to say.

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betareject August 14 2006, 14:26:56 UTC
I'm game on the condition I get to marry Angelina Jolie *cough*wearing glasses no less*cough* ;)

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agentrosecotton August 14 2006, 18:12:35 UTC
Well, first of all, you both have to move to Massachusetts. Then you'll have to fight your way through several thousand other female suitors. =D So, good luck!

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betareject August 14 2006, 18:17:44 UTC
HAHAHAHAH! Well I know she'll be certain to have several thousand other suitors but the laughs on them because she's all MINE!! >;) Sorry was channelling Anakin there >_> Hmm I definately say we should at the very least start this trend all the other states of the USA or at least yours anyways hehe. What say you? =D *Marrys you to Nicole DeBoer* *cough*we'll just pretend she's not already married*cough*

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agentrosecotton August 14 2006, 18:25:29 UTC
:D Uh huh. Of course she is. Better bring your lightsaber!

O_O Nicole? Um. O_O On second thought, O_O, the law isn't all that bad....

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agentrosecotton August 15 2006, 16:56:17 UTC
Sure, that's fine. :) Yay for new blogs to read!

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anton_smertzer August 15 2006, 18:18:34 UTC
Cool catch ya round

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veronica_bud August 15 2006, 21:53:12 UTC
I call dibs on Anne Hathaway

:P

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agentrosecotton August 15 2006, 22:21:00 UTC
XD I bet you do....

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