When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me....

[agentrosecotton]

What? Resurgence of obsession with the Beatles because hot-straight-girl-on-whom-one-has-an-utterly-hopeless-crush is a fan? Where?In other news, my Evil Gay Agenda is progressing, although not officially. Still banging my head against the concrete wall of conservative homophobic bureacracy that keeps my gay-straight alliance theoretical. I feel

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[queen_of_ocd]

Cool shirt. :D

[agentrosecotton]

^_^ Most people look at it, pause a minute and either frown uncomfortably or do themselves an injury laughing....

[greenovalfruit]

I giggled at the Calvin line :P

I like all of those, well done. I have a great desire to get a canvas pencil case and write (in permanent marker, natch) Screw Your Husband on the side. But in case I don't get to do that through lack of canvas pencil cases, you could be a bit more straightforward. Leave Your Husband and Screw Me? Or even moreso... I AM A BIG FAT BISEXUAL TREE!!

The 'tree' part will confuse them so you'll have time to run before you get bashed :o)

[agentrosecotton]

Hee. Wait--big fat bisexual tree? XD Whaaaaaat? Am I missing a reference? (It's still funny....)

A great manifestation of my gayness is my newfound ability to make absolutely sizzling "your mom" jokes. Juvenile, yes, I know, but apparently I'm very good at it, and 0wn all the blokes at my lunch table. XD I am such a dork.

[greenovalfruit]

No, no reference. Just the big fat bisexual part (self explanatory) and then you add TREE at the end so all the idiots go "Huh?", giving you enough time to flee the vicinity.

Yes. You are a dork.

[agentrosecotton]

XD Finally, someone who recognizes me in my true form!

Odd but great. I like the way you think.

[mylittleredgirl]

You are SO AWESOME, dudette. Like, awesome times one million. HA! *terribly amused*

My guess on the no death threats? They just don't get it. I'm running into this a bunch with my new Mormon friends. We'll say something, worry they've been shocked, and discover that it TOTALLY went over their heads because they're living in a different parallel universe where these things just don't happen. ("These things" = queerness, premarital sex, etc.) Did I tell you about how Sister and I really wanted to get thrown out of the Mormon dance once by making out with girls? It's still a plan, but we'll need to find some willing girls who aren't, you know, RELATED to us.

Beatles resurgences are TOTALLY awesome, and need not even be explained by the above. Tho that makes sense, too.

*wants to send you all kinds of subversive thinggies*

Can you download music on your computer?

[agentrosecotton]

XD *is proud of self*

That might be it. I've gotten a few weird looks and more than one uncomfortable cough. The typical response is a moment of puzzlement, and then a sudden dawning comprehension followed by either gales of laughter or a wrinkling of the nose. I wonder what the reception at the winter dance will be like. *nervous*

Did I tell you about how Sister and I really wanted to get thrown out of the Mormon dance once by making out with girls? It's still a plan, but we'll need to find some willing girls who aren't, you know, RELATED to us.AHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS AWESOME. XD Fly me and Nenya to Oregon, we'll join you! As for the 'over-their-heads' thing, that might be true--although my cousins got it right away, and they're as sheltered as you can get in the Bible Belt, which is saying a lot. I am suspecting that the anti-gay atmosphere is less pronounced than people think, considering there's at least one boy at school who walks around in midriff-baring shirts and painted-on jeans and holds hands with his boyfriend in the

[mylittleredgirl]

Aww, sweetie. *pets you* A boy (who was still claiming to be straight, actually) went to my senior prom dressed in drag and got on the Prom Court. HEE!

I should TOTALLY fly you and Nennie to Oregon!! That would kick ass! For real, though, you two should tewtally come and visit. :) Shocking Mormons is fun!

That's kind of wild that the anti-gay atmosphere sounds LESS intense at your school than in my MASSACHUSETTS public high school, where this one poor kid totally had to leave the school because of how much crap he took and teachers failing him and stuff. Crazy! I'm pretty sure he was in lots of other trouble too aside from being flaming, but anyway, I am GLAD that is not what you are facing. In fact, I think you enjoy your opposition and would be rather bored in an uber-liberal high school environment... ;)

It is too bad your girlie is straight, but then, you could always get her The Straight Girl's Guide To Sleeping With Chicks and see what that does

[mylittleredgirl]

Aaaaand I posted it all at mi journal! It is here!

[elfie_samurai]

*flails* You're on the Northern Sun website?! That makes you the epitome of coolness in my eyes. XD Which says a lot about my standards, but Northern Sun rawks, you. ^__^

[agentrosecotton]

XD Go me! I was so proud of myself.

*is proud to be the epitome of something*

[cass_the]

I'm in awe.

Suggestion 1) GET ME ONE OF THOSE OBAMA BUTTONS!
Suggestion 2) Carry mace.
Suggestion 3) Carry on. I'm incredibly impressed.

[agentrosecotton]

YAY! XD Obama is TEH POLITICAL SECKS OMG. I got that one on some random PayPal store, can't remember which, but you can probably find similar on cafepress. (Like here, here, or here.)

I should probably get mace or pepper spray or something of the sort--I've been putting it off because it seems a bit reactionary and so far I haven't been made to feel afraid, but given the situation it would probably be extremely, ah, prudent. x_x There's also the fact that I just don't want to think about it. Gahhh. Buggered-up world.

XD Really? *is proud of self* Most of the kids I know have never met a gay girl before but are not violently opposed to the idea. So it's not as hard as it could be. Still, the whispers in the hallway are never fun. *sigh*