So the guy from Sears came today...

[agentseduction]

Our TV had exploded in our faces some time ago and my parents decided to call the Sears Repair Center in order to fix it. The appointment was scheduled in the morning so I had to get my lovely glutenous maximum (not sure if that's how you spell the technical term for butt) out of bed disregarding my severe flu symptoms. My mother left me in charge

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[vallombrosa]

"glutenous maximum (not sure if that's how you spell the technical term for butt)"

Gluteus Maximus is the term you're looking for, though it's an oversimplification. The Maximus is simply the most visible of the three Gluteal Muscles which collectively comprise the ass.