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[agentthompson]

For everyone who already hasn't seen Revolutions (sheesh, it's been out for more than 12 hours, people!) then I suggest you go see it. Unfortunately, yours truly isn't in it, but it was quite satisfying to see Smith whine like a little baby. It was also quite satisfying to see that there were no ridiculous bare-butt scenes in this one like the last

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[turtleface]

but there was another orgy club scene. and that one ridiculous trinity-death scene. or the little indian kid. or the 50 minute long flying-around-like-a-retard-to-get-back-to-zion-to-kill-all-the-machines-that-are-going-to-destroy-the-city-anyway scene. bullshizzle, that. and where were you guys?

[artoni]

Good question. Maybe Smith took over other Agent programs too. o_o Stupid Smith, hogging all the spotlight. Smith's a punk. I say you take his keyboard away from him so he can't copy/paste anymore.

[agent_jackson]

I just watched it to see Smith get his ass kicked.

Same with The Anomaly.

Both kicked each other's ass.

Great free entertainment. Worth my time taking over the usher's body and grabbing a seat.

Shame we weren't featured though...

[turtleface]

it was live action manga.

technically you guys were there, though. in smith form, but you were still there.

is it really necessary to take over everyones body? i mean if you already got one, why dont you just sit? you could always blast your way in, i'd think that be more satisfying anyway. blood and entrails strewn about the place; that way, no one else would be in the theater and you can turn your cell phone on and make fun of the movie.

[agent_jackson]

I shudder to think what Smith did while he took me over.

Well, guns blazing, blood and entrails are great, but body hopping is so much more fun!

Sometimes, when we get sick of "Dodge This!", we play LeapPod!, where we jump into Matrix hosts by Pod number.

You end up hopping all over the "world". One minute Alaska, the next Jamaica!

Of course Thompson ended up in a host in Jamaica holding not a Desert Eagle, but a "fat blunt", and we didn't hear from him for an hour.

I jumped in just in time outside the house - into the pizza delivery boy's outfit - he'd ordered fifteen Deep Pan pizzas, two garlic breads and six bottles of Mountain Dew.

And he also hired the stripper(/don't want to know) who was standing behind me.

Oddly enough his choice looked a lot like Trinity(go figure).

You can guess how pissed off the Boss was.

[agent_jackson]

(Well, after we kicked back for like eight hours with the entertainer...)

[turtleface]

and i think when the comments pass 80, its time to make a new post.