OWWWW!

[ageofscience]

OWWW MY TUMMY!!

Did Govindas start putting tranquilizers in their food or something? What just happened? I remember eating with Tasha. I remember getting on the bus. I know that somehow I came home and made it to my bed where I woke up half an hour ago (three hours later?) in a state that looked a little like this:

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[deadinmotion]

If you want I can do the "Pam's stomach stop hurting" dance.

[ageofscience]

YES PLEASE! But only if you like, build a monorail to Ottawa so you can do the dance in person (/ fetch me water).

Failing that, you could draw me a picture of it! Or at least explain to me what the dance looks like.

[deadinmotion]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/subtlyironic/pamdance.jpg

[ajaorisha]

Wouldn't it be pathetic if I had died just then? I would be remembered forever as the girl who died because she used her last breaths to coax google to display the search results faster, rather than calling 911.

HAHAHAHAH PAM I BURSTED LAUGHING SO HARD! You are a goddess!
Be well soon!

[ageofscience]

It's not funny!!

Okay so I admit it kind of is. But it would be totally not funny if I actually did die. One because I would be dead, and two because, nerdiest death ever?

I am trying everything I can think of to feel better. I almost think that I should run to the convenience store to fetch ginger ale, as that is the only stomach pain remedy I can remember and google was not at all helpful this time :( Do you know of any stomach-feel-better remedies?

[ajaorisha]

You, you will never die, You are immorrrrtal!

Put hot water on it!, Rub your tummy CCW, stop drinking diet coke...

Best best trick is TRY TO POOP! hahaha rughhh it will liberate your intestine(sp?) haha isn't that the worse trick ever!
Drink tea! or... Cut your arm, it will move the pain to your arm so you won't think about your cramps anymore!
Serioulsy I had intense cramps at the Bane show in Montreal, I wanted to crawl. I feel your pain!!

[ageofscience]

Hmm, there are all good suggestions. I think "stop drinking diet coke" is probably key. I can never stay away for long :( I think I'm going to try rubbing my tummy and maybe have a bath. I'm also going to try eating some "comfort food". Tofurky sandwiches with gravy is either going to be the best idea or the worst idea ever. We shall see.

Oh man. This is reminding me of Tasha's really.. uh.. awesome theory about stomach pain in New York. You should ask her about it sometime. Hehehe.

[madflowr]

sorry for the pain pamela, but this is the best paint drawing EVER! IKEA COMFORTER, represent! :)

[ageofscience]

I can't do a paint drawing without going into ridiculous detail! It's so silly!

And look at you, miss recognizing the comforter! If only you knew the wonderfully sweet story about how my mum tracked it down for me from the one store in Canada where it was sold! Geez, what a lady!

[madflowr]

well, i love yr paint drawings! man, i miss mIRC and the whiteboard application. i used to love doing drawings with friends online. yeeks!

i have an ikea comforter cover too, the one with hearts that looks like the american analog set cover for 'know by heart'. mm! however, with the new paint job i am thinking of getting a new comforter cover. i think it may be a job for saucydwellings to help me with. my pink/gray scheme no longer flatters my red/white comforter or my different colored gray curtains. sigh.

[ageofscience]

I never used mIRC, but this whiteboard thing sounds pretty amazing. I think I remember someone telling me that you used to be able to do that on MSN as well, but I never figured it out. You know what else was awesome? Isketch! In the 12th grade my friends and I were sosoSO obsessed! THAT I miss!

I know exactly the heart comforter you're talking about! And hey, you're talking to an interior designer extraordinaire, here. I AM ALL THE SAUCYDWELLINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW! Ask me anything!

(Okay, so they actually know way better than I do because I think everything matches, but I like to pretend).

[thegetupgirl]

You MSPaintings are always so detailed. COLOUR ME IMPRESSED.

[ageofscience]

THANK YOUS! I was going to say "that's what happens when you are trying to do something to ignore great deals of pain", but lets be fair. I always have stupid amounts of details in my "paint"ings. I am such an artiste!

Some day maybe I will do an MS Paint of you at a Boney M concert.

[thegetupgirl]

They really are amazing!

BONEY M PLEASE DO A REUNION TOUR!

[janedean]

oh no no non! feel better!!!

[ageofscience]

I do feel better, thankfully! I had ginger ale for lunch and it was like a magical all-healing potion to me!

[janedean]

ohhh... ginger ale! it is magic!!!