Poos the Size of a Python, and Other Animal Stories

[agilejack]

I have a neighbor who loves her animals… loves them so much that she lets them run free around the neighborhood 24/7.She once told me that she thinks,  “incarceration is cruel,” when I told her that my terriers stay in crates when I go to work, and at the fact that they are contained in the back yard and not allowed to roam the neighborhood

Comments

[foggydogs]

What a pain of a neighbor. When my neighbor's dog poops on my property I bring said pile over and leave it on his doorstep. After a few piles he got the hint and doesn't let his dog wander around unattended.

[agilejack]

When I pick it up I tie it nicely in a bag and leave it on her driveway. It still doesn't sink in.

Truly amazing.

[cedarfield]

Would it be too passive aggressive to pick up the poop and lay it gently in her yard?

[agilejack]

I do bag it up and leave it on the edge of her driveway. That's pretty passive aggressive.

My next move will be putting it in a paper bag and lighting it on fire as I knock on her door, and then run away!