Get. Me. Out.

[agirlwithabook]

I'm not sure how I got here. I'm not even sure I care. What I do care about is getting out of this damned place.

I've landed in the world of the pink transvestites. It's some ridiculous island called Momoiro, where everything is pink, and I appear to be in some place called "Kamabakka Kingdom," which must be some sort of hideous joke because it is

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[pathjustified]

Ise.

You seem to be in quite a predicament.

[agirlwithabook]

Kaname.

...hm.

I am, but I certainly don't need your assistance, Kaname. I'd rather die here in this ridiculous sea of pink.

[pathjustified]

If that is what you wish to happen, then I will not stop you, Ise.

I also was not offering assistance in the first place.

[agirlwithabook]

I'm not surprised. I'm sure assisting someone like me doesn't fit into your neat little "justice" box.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Che bella donna!

How are you, beautiful signorina? You seem distressed.

[agirlwithabook]

...ah...erm...well, I'm fine, thank you.

Just a tad, well, distressed, as you said. This land is far crazier than I like.

I'm Nanao, Ise Nanao. It is a pleasure to meet you.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Pleased to meet you, signorina! I am the handsome Lovino Vargas. I may be new to the area but perhaps I can show you around.

[agirlwithabook]

...you remind me of my Taichou. A mixture of him and Yumichika.

Sorry, I guess you wouldn't know them...

Anyway, yes, I would appreciate it if you could get me away from this place.

[kineticjustice]

Do you need help miss? Our sub can pick you up?

I hope that whatever a transvestite is doesn't break through your "kidou" thing before help arrives.

[agirlwithabook]

They are men who dress up and behave as women. Very loud, aggressive, muscular women.

And don't worry, I have quite a few tricks up my sleeve.

I do appreciate the offer, though. Who else is there on the sub with you? Anyone from my world?

[kineticjustice]

W-what?! So they're really strange then.

I'm not exactly sure who's from your world.

[agirlwithabook]

erm, well, most of them would be dressed like what I'm wearing. Black uniforms, except for my captain who wears a pink kimono over his...

They might refer to themselves as shinigami or Soul Reapers?

Sorry, I'm just searching for familiar faces.

[black_hat_cat]

It sounds like you're in quite the situation.

[agirlwithabook]

Precisely.

And who are you?

[black_hat_cat]

Rob Lucci.

[agirlwithabook]

Ah. Hello, Rob Lucci. I'm Nanao.

[agent_wolf]

Gyahahahaha!

[agirlwithabook]

I'm glad you find this amusing. I assure you, it's quite irritating.

[agent_wolf]

I know, I know, sorry-- it's just-- that's really fucking funny!

[agirlwithabook]