alright so a fat man an arab and a hipi go to an italian restaraunt the arab says to the fat man (hen two hot women, a fat gurl and her homosexual life mate named john) look ladies night out the hipi stares shaking his head at the arab then the parapalegic women with the two hott daughters come in the fat man starts in on how he likes to eat ass ( Read more... )

im so emo today i just wanna cry

I have sex with butts

u know ive been thinking alot lately and well i dont know about much of ne thing ne more i mean i just feel like no one realy knows me and no one realy cares to know me and if i didnt make the effort to tlk to them they wouldnt tlk to me. u know kinda like their just humoring u so u dont get pissed at em i mean i dont know wat i mean but i mean it ( Read more... )

yup summmer has cum to an end today is the last day of summmer. but ne ways i got up at nine and have been cleaning in my boxers all day ok for two hrs but thats tough

well yup life is odd right now i feel like blasting david bowie changes for the last year i mean in the past year i have had two gfs ummm got a new fav song and a new fav animal ummm new freinds life looks good bad and indifferent all at the same time as those of u who care should know i am now single sadly it just didnt work we didnt connect i ( Read more... )

yup im single oh yea i also suck

have u ever been happy but then everything chainged u know wat lemme reword that have u ever sat down and closed ur eyes and when u open them be in a different room with the same people but there different well i have and it sucks ( Read more... )

"outside i act like things dont phase me inside it drives me crazy my insecurityes could eat me alive" eminem

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