Gmail Spam Folder: Selected Works arranged in Haiku

[agoitineris]

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[agoitineris]

*not spam. upon closer examination it actually was Barack Obama thanking me for my donation. which i totally would not have done if I knew about that whole fly slip thing.

[takeapicaresque]

HA.