Fuckin' Chuck Norris. OMG HAX!!!!111

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Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can

Comments

[ziggy27stardust]

hahhhaha did you JUST find out about these??!?!

I like the Vin Diesel ones, myself.

this is my favourite chuck one:

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

hahaha the mr. t one that says something like "mr. t's hair is actually an elite satellite tracking device, which allows him to locate fools anywhere in the galaxy. his gold chains then allow him to transmit pity to those coordinates." is also amazing.

we have chuck norris quote shirts at hot topic. that's how long this has been around.

[ziggy27stardust]

what's most sad about that, was originally chuck norris agreed to allow hot topic to have full rights to the shirts, and they were going to be a hot topic exclusive. But then chuck norris looked into this phenomena, and he realized "holy shit, I'm really broke and this is my one shot to actually be cool, and this could be some huge bank." so he gave the rights to EVERYONE. There were going to be like 15 shirts at HT, like, earlier in the year, but it became a battle, and now it's old news, so there's only two shirts, and they're not selling at all.