The Husband Store
> A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New
> York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
> Among the instructions at the entrance is a
> description of how the store operates. You may visit
> the store ONLY ONCE !
>
>
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men
> increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
> however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a
> particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
>
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
> building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
> find a husband . .
>
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
>
> The second floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
> kids.
>
>
> The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, and are extremely good looking.
>
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the
> housework.
>
>
> "Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
> housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
> floor and the sign reads:
>
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
> There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
> solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
>
>
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
> your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
> day!
>
> Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the
> women who can handle the truth!
>