I think I have a crush already. No, you don't know him, but he's cute.....actually you might know him.

I'm glad my life is a soap opera.

Kurt Vonnegut was my english teachers english teacher at the university of Iowa in the 60's. Thats amazing.

My phone is finally working. 5067594

Im sick. Fucking gypsies.

So today was my last day lifeguarding. Summer went by really fast. We had an end of the summer evaluation party and I got the award for the top first year lifegurd. I'm pretty proud of myself and Im not proud of myself often. It's actually a pretty nice plaque. It's really heavy ( Read more... )

My phone WILL be working in about a week, sorry that I havent made a big effort to keep in touch with everyone over the Past 3 weeks. However, what does everyone think about an end of summer party? I promise this year I'll be more chill than last ( Read more... )

I just saw an old picture of me from last years prom and I looked like a fat heffer. I am glad that I am as of today a member of the YMCA.

I know what happens in Harry Potter mother fuckers!!!!!!!!

Having a fucking awful sunburn and then getting bitten by mosquitoes so when you scratch yourself you feel like you're tearing your skin off. Yes!