NEXTWAVE EVENT: monster list. Because Mickey owns Marvel and your soul.

Oct 24, 2010 02:51


PURPLE COMMU-RILLAS
Danger Level: Low to moderate. They are regular purple gorillas, who fight for the sake of glorious communism.
GIANT ROCKMEN
Danger Level: High. Hits hard, takes a lot of damage, bleeds lava.
QUANTUM KINGS
Danger Level: High. Wheelchair bound masters of probability that can warp the space-time continuum with science-wizardry and lots of other tricks. But since they’re really just broccoli clones, you can punch them out good with ease.
FLASHER NINJAS
Danger level: Low. Can flap up their fundoshi and blind people with a bright light, but are just regular ninja.
ELVIS MODOKS
Danger Level: Moderate. Has electrifying tentacles, forcefields, mental beams and amazing singing voices.
GHOST PIRATES
Danger level: Low to moderate. Like regular pirates, only carrying peg-leg cannons that shoot concentrated evil.
MIDGET IRON MEN
Danger Level: Low. But the memories will never really fade.
RAIDENS
Danger Level: Moderate. Master of weather control, but break their propeller or steal their silly cone-hat and they lose all power.
CYCLOPSAURS
Danger Level: HIGH. They are dinosaurs with eyelasers. Their every thunderous step spells your doom.
CHIMNEY RATS
Danger Level: Moderate. Great at co-ordinated fighting and strength in numbers, but weak individually. Can drain powers with their eldritch brushes.
SIAMESEURAI
Danger Level: Moderate. Bullets are useless- they can only be injured by worthy opponents.
SNAKES ON PLANES
Danger Level: Moderate. Shoots poisonous bullets from their cannons.
WOLVERCHIMPS
Danger Level: Low to moderate. Sharp claws, but do not regenerate.
WOLVERILLA
Danger Level: Extra High. Four sets of sharp claws, supertough skeleton and regenerates. None of you are safe.
EVIL TREES
Danger Level: Low to moderate. They will eat and vine-ravage you.
SABERTOOTHED GUNTIGERS
Danger Level: Moderate to high. Giant tigers with laser cannons and jetpacks on their backs, oh my!
DROP BEARS
Danger Level: Low. Suddenly koalas falling from the sky, hundreds of them. They shall feast on your flesh.
BROCCOLI MEN.
Danger Level: Low. Green aliens grown from Broccoli. You secretly knew it was always evil. May be armed, but sure aren’t dangerous.
LASERCRABS.
Danger Level:Low to moderate. Lasers up front, jets in the back.
SPECIAL ENCOUNTER: SAMURAI SEED- A virus that infects monsters and makes them merge with one another, growing larger all the time. Everything fuses with everything. There is no escaping the zombie SABRETOOTHED GUNTIGERS who are also LASERCRABS. And giant.
MINDLESS ONES.
Danger Level: Low to Moderate. Shoots deathrays from faces, have no emotions. Explode when shot. You really have no reason not to kill them lots.
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