The Valentine's Day Matchmaking quiz you Will Not Find Anywhere Else...

Feb 12, 2004 03:25

I recently took a Valentine's Day matchmaker quiz as part of a sophomore class fundraiser. Afterwards I felt that it was a real waste of 2 dollars. None of the questions suited me, and none of the answers were near radical enough. So in honor of this Hallmark holiday, I decided to make my own ( Read more... )

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xibreak4emox February 12 2004, 15:24:44 UTC
tom. let me just say that i think youre journal is absolutely amazing and i enjoy reading it, immensely. -- dara

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bighead11 February 12 2004, 16:27:10 UTC
Gender-Male
Age-17
Susceptibility to Any Sexual Diseases- None
-and if so, which ones?

Now for the meat of the survey...
#1) When you look for a "partner" what age do you prefer?
C

#2) When you look for a "partner" what height do you prefer?
B

#3) What qualities do you look for in a "partner"?
B

#4) How do you let that special someone know you like them?
B

#5) What is your idea of a perfect date?
C

#6) What is the perfect way to end a date?
B

#7) What is your favorite color?
B

#8) If I were a tree, I would be...
A

#9) My Idea of a good time is...
C

#10) To break up with someone I would...
A

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thisisslim February 12 2004, 17:47:18 UTC
Please fill in accordingly ( ... )

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anonymous February 12 2004, 18:04:58 UTC
hey how come none of the choices are anal time?
and what about the permission of use of the newly banned jet-black double headed rubber dildos?

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just thought i'd share suuuuuzie February 12 2004, 18:15:05 UTC
Please fill in accordingly...
Gender- feeeemale
Age- 17
Susceptibility to Any Sexual Diseases- unless you count that 12 year old boy from singapore...
-and if so, which ones?

Now for the meat of the survey...
#1) When you look for a "partner" what age do you prefer?
C. 13-17

#2) When you look for a "partner" what height do you prefer?
D. 5'8"-6'

#3) What qualities do you look for in a "partner"?
D. Someone who doesn't want me to die
(why do i think that nobody fits in that category?)

#4) How do you let that special someone know you like them?
normally i would go with:
B. Tell them
but that's not fair. i didn't like these answers, tom. when i like someone, i try my best to hint#5) What is your idea of a perfect date ( ... )

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