The Birthday Update

[ahck]

my birthday (friday) was AWESOME. the people here are great

Comments

[hydrobromic]

I agree with Jingyi. Get Allen really drunk, and take advantage of him ;D fail-safe!

[ahck]

there's no need for taking advantage! that sounds like i'm going to rape him or something, and everyone at cornell has rape whistles that the police gave us, so i don't even wanna try that.