1.4
Last time:
Teens happened. Mordecai got a lady.
Mabel became a crazy cat lady and creeped on the neighbor boy with the girl name.
Daniel stood in the corner to eat his soup.
Ashley and Julian turned into slightly older people.
warning: bad words and teens
yes yes that's a wonderful idea, Stacy.
Daniel: Party? With people?
Typically, yes.
Mordecai: my precious...
Mabel, why are you doing homework outside while there's a party inside?
Mabel: Because I hate everyone.
Antonia likes the rainbow beetle. I can only imagine why.
Stacy: So there's a movie coming out this Friday? Would you.. like to go with me? Like a date?
Mabel: Yeah su- wait isn't it a horror movie?
Stacy: That's not a problem, is it?
Mabel: No it's just.. I get scared easily.. heh..
Stacy: Well I'll be there to hold you hand.
Lookie here. This is Ethan. He's Ashley's brother's son.
Ethan: Hey there, gurl
she's your cousin BACK AWAY.
watch where you're pointin', boy.
No one wanted to talk to Daniel so he just stood in the middle of the room and laughed evilly.
It's not polite to point, dear.
oh.
Mabel: Don't say anything to ruin the moment... just ignore it...
Daniel: This is lame; I'm going to sleep.
<3<3<3
better than not
Teen nap time.
You silly little bookworm. He spends his afternoons at the library. Alone. Looking fab.
aw Rory <3
still adorable. c:
Victoria: ...Wilke.
While out, he ran into a vampire named Mort.
Mort: Ahh, young blood. How charming.
Mort: And evil, too! How marvelous.
Daniel: I'm not the only evil one in my family; my brother is too!
Victoria: ...Wilke.
Mort: Your brother, too? Fancy that!
Daniel: Yeah, so you're a vampire, right? Night prowler? Blood drinker?
Mort: To say the least, yes I am. Are you interested?
Daniel: Interested? You mean would I want to be one?
Mort: I'm sure the thought has crossed your mind, yes?
Daniel: Well I do think it'd be pretty cool. Can't say the same for my brother.. may we keep in touch so I can think more.. about it?
Mort: We'll see about that.
Adults came back!
helloooo nurse
old bbs <3
goddamn fleas
Daniel got invited to this girl's house after school and then started doing his homework?
Girl: Dweeb...
Daniel: ..I'm not a dweeb...
you got invited to a girl's house and did homework instead of talk to her
you are a dweeb.
Daniel: Okay... pillow fight!
Girl: What the f-
Her name's Hera, btw
Daniel: Haha you should've seen the look on your face!
Hera: Fuck.. ow, goddamn.
Hera: The fuck is your deal, Wilke?
Daniel: Wha.. what do you mean?
Hera: That fucking hurt.
Daniel: Oh.. oops...
Daniel: I.. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.. uhh.. sorry.
Hera: Yeah whatever, just don't do it again or else.
Julian: Stupid.. tv breaking..
NO JULIAN NO DON'T DO IT
Mordecai: Whoa whoa, hang on Antonia.. I gotta go; my dad's crying again.
Julian: S-Shut up!
Antonia came over for some dinner since everyone else was out doing something.
Antonia: This is really good spaghetti! Did you make it?
Mordecai: Yeah! Well. No. It was my mom.
grumpy face can only mean she's finished all her spaghetti.
She took a liking to Pasty.
She's a keeper.
Dan asked Hera out for some dinner as an "I'm sorry for smacking you with a pillow."
Look at him carry that book oh my god you dorky dork
Daniel: You don't have any boyfriends that are going to beat my ass for taking you out, right?
Hera: You don't actually think this is a date, do you?
Daniel: ..is it not?
Hera: Let's just say I'm not the.. dating type.
Daniel: Oh right. Well. That's cool. I'm not either. Haha.
OH NOEZ
Daniel: shitshit I want to but I know she'll reject me
Daniel: what do I dooo
Hera: Uh.. are you okay?
Daniel: Oh uh, yeah yeah, I'm cool. I, uh, just remembered there's a meteor shower tonight. Wanna watch?
Hera: Meteor shower? Really? Isn't that kind of lame?
Daniel: Is.. it?
Hera: Well.. I guess I could stick around for a bit. I don't really want to go home.
Hera: I don't.. see any meteors. Are you sure the shower was tonight?
Daniel: ....what?
Hera: Meteors. There are none.
Daniel: Oh! Ahh.. must've gotten the date wrong, then..
Hera: Stars are pretty tonight, though...
Daniel: Yeah.. pretty...
Hera: Did.. you just touch my hand?
Daniel: Maaaybe...
Hera: *sigh* Look, Dan, you really don't want to get involved with me. I'm not good with people and you're a sweet guy. Bit of a push over, but you're nice and I always hurt nice guys so if you had any smarts, you'd just stop and go home.
Daniel: Guess this makes me pretty stupid, then.
Hera: Don't say I didn't warn you.
Dan got home at exactly 10:58 and Ashley still came out to yell at him goddamn.
Ashley: Daniel, do you know what time it is?!
Daniel: I got home two minutes before curfew; why are you yelling at me?
Ashley: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME MISTER NOW GO INSIDE AND GO TO BED
Menopause has turned Ashley into a mega-bitch haha
Daniel: Bu.. I was on a date.. ish.. I lost track of time an-
Ashley: Okay, okay, I understand. I had my fair share of late nights with boys when I was your age but.. just try to be home a little earlier next time, yeah?
Daniel: Yeah, alright... thanks, mom..
So the family FINALLY got enough funds to afford a house I had planned for them so.. moving time!
cat room like yeah!
#gooddecisions
cutie pie
Ashley: Dammit..
Julian: I know how you feel.
yup
aww Rory.
Rory: hay
Mood swings took Dan hostage.
moody bb
Daniel: Hera? Dress up tonight; we're going to the Bistro. My treat. And no, you're not allowed to say no.
and then he went on a booby-trap rampage.
I always liked the hopscotch animation so
Mordecai: Antonia would love this!
Mabel: Oh shut up about your girlfriend.
you are seriously too cute for words
Mordecai ended up winning.
Mordecai: I am the hopscotch master!
Dan was feeling left out.....
Daniel: Hey dude, I ran into a vamp the other night. Interested?
Mordecai: Interested? Like would I want to be one? Are you crazy?
Daniel: Well I mean, I thought it'd be kind of cool. He seemed like a cool guy.
Daniel: I figured you'd say no to it.. I just thought it'd be cool to be like.. vampire brothers.
Mordecai: Don't think the thought hasn't crossed my mind but I don't think it's for me. If you want to do it, fine. Just.. be careful, okay?
Dan...
Mabel rolled the want for this to be her LTW and I thought oh why not so yeah she wants to be a Zoologist.
Hera: Okay Wilke, what's the deal? A fancy dinner? Diner food is fine but the Bistro?
Hera: I told you I'm not the dating type and this is a date, isn't it?
Daniel: Welll you didn't say no, did you?
Hera: Yeah well I-
Daniel: Give me a chance. I know I seem pretty dorky but I promise.. I'm kind of evil.
Because that's what every woman wants to hear.
Back at home...
He got the trait eco-friendly. His LTW is to become a World Renowned Surgeon.
Because everyone wants surgery from an evil man.
Mordecai: Disgusting...
oh my god you beautiful batch of pixels
Ma'am, why are you talking to the mailbox
Graduation! He was voted Most Likely to Take Over the World. Yeah.
Mabel invited Stacy over and WHATASFS STACY WHAT ARE YOU DOIBFBG
Mabel: Stacy! I've missed yo-
Stacy: Mabel, stop.
Mabel: But I was just going to hug-
Stacy: No, no hugs.
Mabel: Stacy, what's wrong? Did I do something? Is it the dress? Do you not like it?
Stacy: Mabel, it's not your dress, I just.. don't.. want..
Mabel: Don't want what? Me...? Is there someone else?
Stacy: Mabel, it's not like that-
Mabel: Then what is it like? Tell me!
Stacy: I just don't think we're.. right..
Mabel: Well what the hell is that supposed to mean?! Is it because I have a lot of cats? I only have three; I don't see what the big deal is-
Stacy: No it's not the cats I just.. I.. have to go. We'll talk... later.
and then he left and I wanted to punch everything
This is what cats are for, babe...
Daniel, however, was having better luck with Hera.
Daniel: Do you like them?
Hera: No one's ever given me flowers, or anything for that matter.. you sure are persistent.
Daniel: Yep!
Hera: You're.. getting awfully close to my face, Dan.
uh Dan I think you missed
Mabel: Daddy... can we adopt another cat? My heart hurts and I feel like cats are the only solution.
Julian: Oh sweetie, your mother would kill me if I agreed to adopting another one.
Ashley: You bet I would.
Julian: Did something happen between you and that Stacy g-.. boy?
Mabel: I don't think he likes me anymore...
Julian: Well then he's stupid. You're beautiful and smart and you deserve someone who can appreciate you for the girl you are. If he hurts you, he doesn't deserve you.
Mabel: Thanks, daddy.. you're the best.
NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES LATER R U SRS
Mabel: No. Not right now.
EA why
asfafgasg <3
okay I saw this and thought of jossoco
bit of a joke regarding the Schumacher's and Lucero's kekeke
Dan went home with Hera after school and she immediately threw herself at him asfhdsh
Daniel: b-but your brother.. he's right there
Kory's a bit... creepy.
Hera: Right.. why don't we go somewhere.. else?
Kory: nehehe sunshine
Hera: There. This better?
Daniel: Well, uhm. Listen, I really like you. I'm sure you've figured that out.. and I'm pretty sure you'll say no but I'm going to ask anyway; be my girlfriend?
Hera: Might as well.
Daniel: ...really?
Hera: Shut up.
yey <3
HELLO ASHLEY JR
She got angler and well, you already know her LTW.
She's still got Patsy.
Mabel: You won't leave me, right Patsy? You love me?
Mabel: 'cause I love you..
Okay enough. This was a bit.. longer than I planned. Haha. Well, now all that's left is this heir poll so please do head over there and vote. Thanks in advanced and thank you for reading. <3