2.2
*warning: language and sexual themes and kids oh my
Oh hey...........................
uhm. Honestly, if you can't tell, I'm really bad at keeping up with legacies.. I have no idea why I keep doing them.
But uh.. look! Wilke!
The first couple pictures are from months ago and honestly, I had a lot more but I just can't.
So I'm just going to sum up some things until I get to present time. Sorry.
Okay so. Here's some things you should know about the Wilke family as of the moment:
Dan and Hera spent their honeymoon in Shang Simla and made out a lot in their underwear.
Dan kicked butt at martial arts.
Hera fished a lot.
They moved out of the house, just the two of them.
They made out more.
Dan hates fishes.
Hera got preggers.
She had a boy named Pallas. He's a couch potato and insane.
Hera got pregnant again.
She had twins. Left is Pandora (disciplined and insane) and right is Pandia (excitable and clumsy)
Pallas aged up and got the loner trait, so he got a pet rock named Bemis as his only friend.
Pallas hates fish, too.
And Dan and Hera are still in love and stuff.
Once again, I apologize for being so lazy. Now, onto present matters!
Instead of redecorating their old house to my liking, I decided on moving them to a completely new one.
So. Yeah.
Pallas: What's that, Bemis? You like this house? Me too.
gosh I've missed your face.
yeah yeah, I've missed yours, too...
bb I think you missed
I've missed you so much
Vampire babies are creepy.
Pandia: I'm hurting you because I love you.
Pandora hates blocks :(
...are you trying to poke that thing in the eye or..
Hera you so pretty. I forgot how much I loved this family.
Dan's already level 9 in his martial arts skill. You go, bb.
Daniel: Yeah, I'm awesome.
UGFHFGS YOU SO CUTE
I'd finally gotten around to decorating the house more.. so.. tour time.
Entry hall thing of dullness. Eventually I'll be better at decorating and make this appealing.
Living room. With fish.
Office Space.
Kitchen&Dining. I'll never get tired of rainbow chairs.
And the bonus room.
I'm not even going to bother showing the bedrooms 'cause they're hardly decorated hahaha
/house tour
If you recall, Hera's LTW has to the do with fish. She currently has 6 perfect ones so she's only got 7 more to go!
go bb go
Even though she has the dislikes children trait, Hera spends a lot of time with Pandia haha
Dan got past his hate for fish.
I don't think your wrist is supposed to do that, honey.
Pallas and his court of loyal peers.
Hera's so grumpy but she's so funny.
yey
Pallas: So mom, I've been thinking... we could really benefit from a tree house. Don't ask me how.. but we definitely could.
Hera: ..not a chance, kid.
He got one anyway.
I love that their house is on the beach.
jesus Mordecai, how many pets do you need
Pallas: wooo weekend!
Pallas: blehhh I 'vill suck your blood
Kid, you're cute
and you're perfect.
The twins aged up. Pandora got equestrian and Pandia got perfectionist.
I love Pandora. I have so much fun dressing insane sims hehe.
Pallas had a birthday, too. He got savvy sculptor.
embrace your inner Slytherin, child!
hehehe yer face is funny
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this pillow
Okay so I got Showtime for my birthday this past Sunday and I ended up uninstalling Late Night in the hopes of less lag once I installed Showtimes and blah blah but that means no more vampire.
I personally think Dan looks better without the vamp-ness. Hm.
Sometimes I get bored and put him in lady-poses but then I feel bad.
I'm so sorry...
Pallas, you're not a vampire anymore
STOP LOOKING LIKE ONE
I don't know why Pandora and Pallas won't stop looking like vamps but it irks me.
yeah yeah your giraffe butt is cute now stop being a vampire
well uhm I think I'll stop here.
I'm sorry it took so long to do this haha. I hope it doesn't take me as long for the next one. I've been more in the mood to play them so maybe it'll make it better. Anyway, thanks for reading and sticking my horrid legacy-keeping skills through. (: