3.3
hi
starting this off with Andrew (wornoutepigram) procrastinating.
those romance novels aren't going to write themselves, Mr.
DANIEL KEEP YOUR OLD MAN SPERM TO YOURSELF PLEASE AND THANK YOU
this is Will, that one kid that appeared twice last time.
well he's Eileen's bf now so
Everett: This chair stands between me and my precious waffles :(
yea boi
he played video games with the kids to celebrate I guess
Everett's angst makes me laugh
omg you guys
still cute ♥
helllooooo Nigel
Andrew's failed attempts to stay in shape.....
more gnomes yeyesdgfsd
yum
yeah so Marill Lucero, (jossoco) Charmaine's little sister, came home with Eileen.
She chatted with Nigel for a bit, though.
Marill: So.. you're Nigel, right?
Nigel: Yeah. And you're Char's sister?
Marill: Yeah. Okay so I'm just gonna be straight with you. Would you please hurry up and get with Char. Like, all she does is bug me about how much she likes you and she wonders if you like her and blahblah so could you just like ask her out already 'cause it's really annoying.
Nigel: Wait really? She likes me? Seriously?
Marill: Well yeah. But just.. just be nice to her, okay? She may be kind of naggy and annoying but she's my big sis and I want her to be treated right. So just.. be cool. 'kay?
and then she bored him to death
Marill:
dammit Marill
ugh you cutie patootie
Everett still doesn't have any friends
gathering of the gnomes
aw you're still hot stuff, bb
............
Bubona got old aw ♥
Pandora: Happy birthday, baby ♥
Pandora: Elaine wth srsly
Nigel: Hope you brought your bathing suit like I told you to.
Charmaine: Nigel, look, I'm Pelecanus crispus! fwooosh!
Nigel: oh yeah, totally majestic.
Charmaine: oh shush!
Charmaine: Nigel, come look at these tadpoles! They're freakin' adorbs.
Nigel: Yeah.. tadpoles..
Charmaine: Hey! Nigel Wilke, were you looking at my butt?!
Nigel: Maybe.
Charmaine: Well don't!
Nigel: Shouldn't have such a cute butt, then.
Charmaine: Haha, that's what you get, jerk.
Nigel: I mean whatev's; I'm good down here.
Charmaine: Soooo this doesn't bother you? Me being this close?
Nigel: I mean.. you can come closer if you want....
Charmaine: *giggle* your freckles are cute.
Nigel: Look, there's Ursa Major! Did you know that according to mythology, Zeus lusted after a nymph named Callisto but Hera got jealous and turned her into a bear and then her son, Arcas came across her and tried to shoot her but Zeus turned him into a bear as well and threw them in the sky to form Ursa Major and Ursa Minor?
Charmaine: Yeah I did know that, actually.
Nigel: ...oh..
;-;
RIP bbs ♥
Nigel: So I just got back from a totally awesome date with a totally awesome girl.
Everett: Did you ask her out?
Nigel: Uh well.. no..
Everett: Did you at least kiss her?
Nigel: ..no...
Everett: Then it sounds a totally lame date and you're a pansy.
Nigel: ....yeah well.. your hair is stupid.
Andrew: yea man you shoulda at least kissed her
Nigel: Hey Char, can I talk to you?
Charmaine: Yeah, just let me snap a pic of this rock for my scrap-wall.
Charmaine: So what do you wanna talk about?
Nigel: Uhhhh.. well I mean.. about you.. and about me...
Charmaine: You mean about.. us?
Nigel: I mean... yeah. Is there an us?
das a yes
Nigel: Okay wow so yeah.. now that that's taken care of..
Nigel: I was thinking we could go to prom together.. as.. a couple..
Nigel: I mean if you're cool with that, of course
Charmaine: *giggle* you know I am
Nigel: yessss
oh dang Eileen you better not dump Will
cute guy
I found one of the horse gnomes in the lettuce plant asidhsdsa ♥
So Elaine came home finally. I feel kind of bad not including her that much.. but whatever.
She gained the handy trait while she was away.
a wild Milo appeared
Everett and Eileen got punched in the face with hormones and are taking it out on Nigel and Elaine awgh
this is Nigel embracing his creative side
Nigel: Char's gonna love this
dem lips
I haven't had a laundry gnome in so long oh happy day
omg so Andrew asked Pandora out on a date when the kids were at prom and this is what she saidhjghfhf
Speaking of prom..
Everett and Elaine didn't have dates soo
To sum it all up:
NigelxChar shipping
EileenxWill shipping
Everett got into fights and met a girl
Elaine won prom queen and danced it up with Milo Lucero but then the next day he aged up and got married to an old lady sooo
this is the girl Everett met. Her name's Christy.
they're going steady now
and then Nigel had a birthday ufgdfgdsgsf ;-; he got the dog person trait omg
okay yeah. I feel like this generation was really short.. I kind of pushed through it haha.. but yeah. heir poll is this way so I'd very much appreciate your vote. Thank you for reading and have a nice day. c: