1.4
ayy how's it goin
last time:
Orchid (kurisusims) and Mona had a baby named Cassandra ooo~~
and also they moved to a new house yay
Cass' room got redone now that she's a kiddie woo
lmao Mona keeps getting hit on my people she saves
Mona: no thx
baby #2!!!!
Cassandra: so.. there's a baby in there?
Orchid: that's right, sweetie
Cassandra: ...why? did you eat it? that's gross.
poor Cassi got sick :c
aw yis
she can zeneport now heheh
ugh ;w;
Orchid: okay but how come I keep getting stuck with the baby? you have a uterus too...
Mona: lol idk but have fun
Cassandra: mommy this tv sucks. when can we get a better one?
Mona: whenever you decide to get a job.
Cassandra: ...but I'm only 8
gdi Cass
Cassandra: Mom. Mom, move.
Cassandra: Mom. Mom, move out of the way. Mom.
jfc Mona calm down that's your kid
it's Love Day ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ
nice tan, dummy
Cassandra: w/e I'm fab
lmao I love this kid
my snobby lil ladies~
Orchid: weh
give mhe teh babby ≖︿≖
Cassandra: ugh the tv broke again! can we please get a better one?
Orchid: don't worry I got this
oh come on
could u have at least waited til the tv was fixed
meanwhile in Mona Land
another girl yay!!! her name's Victoria c:
uguguhgfuhgfud she's absent-minded (u gotta be kiddin me) and neurotic!!!
and i love her. she's got Mona's hair and nose and then Orchid's eyes and skintone
perf mix babby
she also inherited Orchid's "guuuuuuuuuuuuurl" face
no more green milk!!!!
ugghgfh
Orchid: Come on, Vicky, it's time to go
Victoria: no!
Orchid: As happy as I am that you said your first word, I'm not too thrilled about it being "no"
Victoria: No!
Victoria: no
no no mor keids 4 u
Orchid bought this lil guy at the consignment shot 'cause idk I love gnomes
his name's Captain Li Shang
First day of summer landed on a Saturday so they all went down to the beach c:
um no
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
Mona
Mona pls
Mona: lol idk
Cassandra: gross
bruh go away
Cassi likes to skate a lot. she's pretty awesome at it
um Cass
ughf cutie pie
Vicky learned to walk pretty fast and now that she can...
she likes to sneak into Cassi's room while she's at school
and bite the heads on her dolls........
Cassandra: ew why are you all wet...
Cassi's birthday came up pretty fast again haha
Orchid: no
oh
okay better
muuuuch better
dang girl. she got the excitable trait!!!
and her room got a makeover too yay
awa first day as a teen and she's already havin' mood swings
Cassandra: weh h8 everything
Orchid: Are you excited for your first day of high school, Cassi?
Cassandra: uhhhhh yeeah. sooo excited. yep..
she actually ended up skipping school to go chill at the beach op
meanwhile at home, it was Vicky's birthday c:
Victoria: guuuuurl gimme dat cake
uwu bb
she got the lucky trait
i'll eventually get her a better hair style. gotta find one that fits dat jaw.
i luv her though like she's such a good mix of Mona and Orchid
perf bb
Cassandra: this place doesn't seem so scary...
Orchid: I'm starting to get really worried about Cass... it's almost 5 and she's not home yet...
Mona: I'm sure she's fine, Orchid. She probably just went home with a friend after school.
lmao so the sink broke and glitched when Orchid fixed it and now it won't stop spraying water oops
Orchid: Hello? Um, yes this is her mother.
Orchid: I'm sorry, what? Absent? But.. I saw her get on the bus this morning..
Orchid: But I-.. okay... yes, thank you for calling...
wait what
wHAT
so0o0o apparently there are bears underneath the mausoleum.. luckily, Cass managed to escape with only a couple scars..
Orchid: Cassandra Royal where have you been?!
Orchid: I got a call from your school saying you were absent on all of your classes! What happened? Where did you go?!
Cassandra: I.. I just went down to the beach! And to check out the graveyard b-but that's it!
Cassandra: .....and also got attacked by bears in the mausoleum....
Orchid: ..attacked by...
Orchid: Who the hell skips school to go get attacked by bears?!
Cassandra: It's not like that's why I skipped...
Orchid: *sigh* baby... look. You made a really bad decision and you need to know that things like this come with consequences.
Orchid: You need to understand you can't just go around and do what you want and expect no harm come to you, quite literally in this case.
Cassandra: So you're grounding me?
Orchid: You bet your ass I am.
Cassandra: No prom, then?
Orchid: Well.. we'll see
Cassandra: Wait.. there's a chance I can still go?!
Orchid: Prove to me you deserve it and we'll talk
Orchid: I love you, sweetheart. I'm just glad you're okay.
Orchid: Just.. promise me you'll go to school next time
Cassandra: I promise, mom
Victoria: Hey Cassi? What happened to your face?
Cassandra: I was mauled by bears
Victoria: .....hahahaha suuuure you were
Mona: wait wait wait let me get this straight; there are bears underneath the mausoleum?
Cassandra: yep
Mona: ...that's unsettling...
Mona: You know this just means I gotta toughen you up more! We can start training this weekend!
Cassandra: no pls
aaaand that's that
thank you for reading and I hope you have a wonderful day and don't get mauled by bears ♥♥♥
Orchid Quinn made by kurisusims ♥