2.3
this update didn't go entirely as I'd hoped
you'll soon see why
Since last update Tadd went to prom, I thought I'd start this one off with his prom picture!
And his sassy gay pose.
oh my god Ryan
last one to finish breakfast has to clean up the wasteland of bowls
Alyx: seriously..
So everything was going fine lalala cool beans pip pip cheerio when suddenly it shot me up to the second floor where Aubrey was and I was like wot, but then...
then I understood why................
bb no :(
man I wasn't expecting this at all. She didn't even get to complete her LTW because they were so short on money. ughugh I didn't think she'd go so soon. Losing founders sucks ass man
And like, my game had this weird issue after she died and I couldn't get it to save at all and the file was labeled as "bad" and all so I had to delete that file and reload a saved file I had the night before and she hadn't died yet in it and so I though "oh hey maybe she won't die this time"
nope. she died.
so I had to watch my founder die twice.
boo, EA, boo...
That's also why I didn't really get any other pictures from when she passed.. and.. yeah..
RIP bb
Alisha had come over right as Aub passed.
Tadd: Oh God, Alisha. I can't believe my grandma's just.. gone..
Alisha: Oh, Tadd. It'll be okay. It's just best to stay strong and move on. She wouldn't want you moping around; she'd want you to smile. It'll all be alright. I'm here for you, Tadd.
Tadd: You always know the right things to say. I dunno what I'd do without you..
Alisha: oh shucks..
it's become quite obvious i ship blue-haired/ginger couples.
hehaho
P.I.M.P.
This boy named Delvin randomly came over so Alyx played with him on the see-saw.
His mom used to work with Rob.. that's all I remember about him trololo
Oh and look. Mince aged up!
My game had an issue saving when he aged up so I had to quit, go back and age him up, and so yeah story time over. He got Born Salesman as a trait. ha.
Calvin: Op there go my eyes
....................................
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO GAME NO.
YOU ALREADY TOOK AUBREY FROM ME, BUT NOW CAL? FUCK YOU EA YOU HAVE NO SOUL
HOW DARE YOU TAKE TWO OF MY BABIES IN ONE DAY. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.
HE WAS SO CLOSE TO HIS LTW, TOO. FUCK YOU. UGH. UGH. UGH GAME UGH.
AND ON MINCE'S BIRTHDAY OF ALL DAYS.
YOU'RE SCARRING THIS POOR BOY FOR LIFE.
ARE YOU HAPPY, GAME? ARE YOU? FUCK.
Death: A WALL? BWWWWHAAAAT?
Calvin: Death, please don't make me go! It's my grandson's birthday for God's sake! Just let me sta-
Death: NOPE, INTO THE GROUND YOU GO.
Mince: Grandpa, please don't go..
Calvin: You heard Death; I gotta go! Besides, now I can go find your grandmother.
Together again. At least they weren't apart for too long...
RIP Aub&Cal
Tadd: Oh man.. both grandma and grandpa in one day.. this is emotionally exhausting..
Alisha: I know this must be hard for you, Tadd. I'm always just a phone call away if you need me. I'll always be there for you.
Tadd: Thank goodness for that.
on a happier note, VINCENT BBS YAY
I'm surprised Ry hasn't knocked up any chicks yet ha
who knows when, or if, I'll get a baby from him..
Oh, and they hired a maid because the house is a mess and this family is the essence of lazy.
Maid: Dusting dusting yay
Zooey: Oh, daddy, why..
:(
tigga u srs
ASLDKOJIASDHASID LOOK BLUE HAIRED BB
This is Matt's newest addition, Bradford. skdjnaidsi the blue hair still lives on!
you go, rebel!tadd.
Alyx went to the park.
Alyx: wooooo to the moooon!
she's such a cutie, ha
with rebel!tadd still going, a booby trap was put on the laptop
Tadd: This is gonna be so awesome..
meanwhile, Mince is discovering he has hands
Mince: Fascinating..
I love that Tadd has the excitable trait like his G-ma.
Tadd: PICTURES!
Tadd: I love pictures.
NO ZOOEY
IT'S A TRAP
computer: HEY.
(that's not scary that's hilarious oh my god)
Zooey: Oh God, what the hell?!
Zooey: I..is it gone?
goin' for them cougars now, I see
While Mince was out and about, I spotted Alisha walking around. Mince had recently rolled the want to meet her, so he went over and introduced himself.
Panning over, Sinbad Rotter and this old guy were getting into it.
Sinbad: The hell is with your hair, geezer?
Whatever this guys name is: Hey! This hair style is very hip and modern, thank you very much.
then Alisha started telling ghost stories
and then Mince left
yeah
WHOA HOLD THE PHONE HI HOW ARE YOU
I had no idea who this guy was but I saw him and was like "oh Alyx only has a couple days til she ages up hoho found her a potential man already"
and then I found out he's actually family. A bit distant, but still. He's Will's (Calvin's bro) daughter's son. I forgot his name but I was very disappointed. The nerve.
Sheesh you two.
awk adults are awk
and derpy couple is derpy
Zooey: Robert.. do you think mom and dad are happy up there?
Robert: I'm sure they are, babe.
Robert: But I know I'm happy right here with you.
ROBERT'S EYEBROWS STEP UP TO THE PLATE TO TRY AND WIN TITLE OF CURRENT EYEBROW MASTER
Ryan oh my GOD you are a MANWHORE
The house got a new addition so I had a little area for Zo and her instruments anf got her a bass and drum set as well. She is excite.
FUCKIN' BASS, MAN
panned over to the dining area and there's a sandwich on the floor
I don't know why
Alyx spends most of her time discovering new potions and playing submarine in the bathtub.
not sure about her priorities but yanno.
Tadd, I think it's a bit early to be talking to your GF about.. that..
Tadd: So.. you wanna go to the movies later or something?
Alisha: I can't, I'm sorry. I have so much homework to do.. but we should go another day! Sorry..
Tadd: Oh.. no it's okay. Another day works fine..
I know he's supposed to be sad and heartbroken from Cal and Aub but he just looks so funny aidhaudjhbf
Since Alisha declined plans and Tadd was going through his final hours of rebel!mode, he snuck over to a house down the street to ding-dong-ditch it.
RUN BOY RUN
..srsly
Tadd: They'll never see me with these
nope. never.
but asidhuasdhsa he's too adorable for life
I can't
and whose house did he prank?
One of his cousins. This is one of Will's daughters, Kayla.
Kayla: You know I can see you right?
Tadd: (..oh damn)
Kayla: You're lucky I don't call the police!
Tadd: Oh man, could she really see me?
Tadd: damn pom-pom bushes
Back at home, Mince was attempting to tell Alyx a ghost story
oh sweet jesus mother of mary what the hell
Alyx: Ick, your face is creepier than the story..
Mince: Just be quiet and listen, okay?
she has a point though, Mince...
That's hot.
very.
LOOK WHO SHOWED UP THE NEXT MORNING ASDUHASUDHA AUB BB
I'm not sure why ghosts like to play computer games but okay
op
Aubrey: Mince, is that you? My, you've grown up so much!
except not really
<3
hey. Aub. no.
No that baked Alaska was for Rob from work! :(
Aubrey: Well this is just delicious.
Mince: I didn't know you could still eat, grandma..
Aubrey: I do whatever the hell I want.
oh fine then don't finish it
and then she disappeared..
but it was nice to see her <3
first victim of rebel!mince
I'm not paying you to chat with you online friends, Mr Maid.
After school, Alyx turned into a rocket.
naw man she just aged up.
pretty bb <3 she got the trait Childish.
And that's the end of that. If any of you are interested, I decided to put up a dowload link for Calvin because he Calvin and he can have whatever the hell he wants so if you'd like to download him, just go here. So yeah. Toodles!