e. nough.

[ahedonia]

Dear Family:

I'd like to request an experiment next Christmas. I'd like to see what happens if none of you gets me anything with cats on it.

Yes, I do own two cats*, but owning and liking cats does not mean I want to own every object on Earth with cutesie-poo kitty shit on it. I realize this concept may confuse you mightily, but you have a year

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[linseykathleen]

If I had been drinking milk, it would have shot out of my nose just now. So funny. :D

[ahedonia]

Hee! Always happy to hear I've caused milk-from-nose reactions, even if they are hypothetical.

[ahedonia]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure you know from my pain. ::pets your cat::

[lovebytez]

Oh man, I totally relate! There's only so much "Love" labeled placemats, door mats, socks, throw rugs, enormous cappuccino mugs and cherub-wall-hangings I can deal with every year.

And for awhile, I had a friend that gave me a lot of frog crap for every damn occasion. Jelly stress-relieving frogs and frog towels and frog pencils and other perplexing frog items that I truly did not want. *sigh*

[ahedonia]

There's only so much "Love" labeled placemats, door mats...

Aw damn, I didn't even THINK about that possibility. Dear God, the mind reels.

And for awhile, I had a friend that gave me a lot of frog crap for every damn occasion.

What the hell started that?? (Although you've just reminded me of someone I knew who was "known" to like frogs, and *I* bought her a frog present, and she subsequently told me she didn't particularly like them either, the rumor just started somehow and she couldn't stop it. ::hangs head in shame::)