Illiterate Personals Ad Quote of the Day:

[ahedonia]

Reproduced verbatim:

"Iam just a Big Guy with a Big Heart don't let my size foul You."
Wait, I need clarification: does that mean don't let your size soil me with feces or urine? Or don't let it jab me in the ribs so that the ref blows the whistle and I get a free throw?

::despairs for human race::

Comments

[ropo]

I despair along with you.

[ahedonia]

Some people are single for a reason. (Although... what's my excuse??)

[ahedonia]

I know, I'm swooning.