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Random thought, plus Tweet thread of people who are going to Hell
RANDOM DISTURBING THOUGHT:
I realized that somewhere out there on the web, there is most likely Facts of Life femmeslash fic.
I could Google to see if I'm right, but not at the cost of my soul.
MY TWITLIST'S TOP MOST AMUSING TWEETS ABOUT THE ULTIMATELY TRAGIC SLOW-SPEED BENTLEY CHASE IN LA YESTERDAY
Until it wasn't funny anymore, it was funny. To wit:
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Attack of the Status Updates
Anne wonders if anyone else thinks the people wearing that "Snuggie" blanket in those commercials look like cult members ( Read more... ) -
LJ Flight, plus Bummers
I was thinking of posting a poll here to ask if anyone else had been lured away from LJ by some other service (Facebook, MySpace, etc.) or if they were keeping up both. Then I figured anyone who had been lured away would never see it.
Little Things That Are Bumming Me Out Today.- Feeling like I'm catching a cold.
- Having a malware-infected computer ( Read more... )
- Feeling like I'm catching a cold.
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This is the note that...
...I'd like to send to the man on OKCupid who sent me a very charming email and with whom I subsequently chatted with the other night, but who bowed out stating lateness (it was 1:30 am) and from whom have not heard since, and to whom I feel I shouldn't send this email lest I seem desperate and too apologetic, especially since I don't even know if ( Read more... ) -
The Magic of Ham
While walking my dog this morning, on the outskirts of the CVS parking lot we came across an entire, unopened, economy-size pack of hot dogs resting in the grass, as well as an OPENED economy-size pack of lunchmeat. Ham flowed freely from the plastic wrap wound, apparently and surprisingly fresh.
It was dog nirvana. It was winning the Dog Lottery ( Read more... ) -
A-Z Movie Meme
moroccomole did not tag me to do this, but I read it on his LJ and took it upon myself ( Read more... ) -
Tweets I never tweeted
Anne...- recently walked by a bong left on the ground in a parking lot. Wow, somebody was bumming this morning...
- later found an opened condom in an alley. Hmm. Big night last night.
- has a muffin top. Boom chocka wow wow.
- gets klonked in the head with a lemon every time she walks to her car. Not joking.
- has been wanting to eat an entire bag of candy corn ( Read more... )
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Slow dog, take it easy...
I happen to think I live in a cute, cozy one bedroom that is decorated really well ( Read more... ) -
Live blogging my life:
Anne, the other day:- is categorizing Quicken stuff from last year, and is nostalgic for the time when she was making big-ass deposits due to her staff job.
- is going to get this tax stuff done if it kills her! And it might!
- is at not-so-Tranny-these-days-Boy's house, looking through his video selections and struck by how irritated she ( Read more... )
- is categorizing Quicken stuff from last year, and is nostalgic for the time when she was making big-ass deposits due to her staff job.
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Can't stop thinking in Tweets. (Clowns will eat me.)
Anne:- thinks of about 10,000 Tweets a day. She posts only a tiny percentage of them, though, for humanitarian reasons.
- sez Starbucks' overpriced, stingy little snack packages remind her of airplane food.
- thinks this peanut butter has a ton of sugar in it. Starbucks adds sugar to EVERYTHING.
- is NOT entering receipts into Quicken, preparatory for doing ( Read more... )