Adventures at the Ontario Science Centre: ahh

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Adventures at the Ontario Science Centre

Jan 07, 2007 17:13

STEP ONE: Mental Preparation
Summon all your inner super powers.

STEP TWO: Pre-Launch
Crouch legs for maximum results.

STEP THREE: Take-off
Launch body in air while posing in the most UNNATURAL position you can possibly think of.

THE RESULT:
Looking like a complete douche-sack and not ONE BIT like a superhero.

THANKS MAR-TEN!

True to Mar10 fashion, as soon as the man found out about a Superhero Exhibition being held in the Ontario Science Centre he wasted NO TIME planning his visit. Of course, as I am his girlfriend and the only other human being he feels won't judge his creepy superhero obsession "interests", I got dragged into it.

I really don't know much about DC/Marvel comics. I mean, the only superhero I ever fantasized about was Tuxedo Mask and occasionally Darkwing Duck. (shut up.) But Martin is a superhero JUNKIE. I am absolutely certain that if it came down to being in a relationship with me or Spiderman, he'd undoubtedly choose the one who sprays goo outtah their hands the farthest...and they'd live happily ever after in matching capes and spandex body suits. Thankfully, my lack of superhero education didn't stop me from having a suprisingly fun time. It seems as if there's something to this whole superhero business after all! Two hours just wasn't enough. Screw Disneyland/world, the Ontario Science Centre is where it's AT!

WHOAH, Are you seeing triple? Where'd Martin go?

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I SWEAR!!!

This however, is EXACTLY what it looks like.

Doctor Octopus kinda looks like Joey Tribbianni from Friends. How YOU doin'?

As you can see, we had a hard time staying in the lines.

Looks like Spiderman wants to cop a feel.

If I were Professor X I'd use my mindpowers to make him eat it.

Of course, Martin chose not to read the words "GENTLY" or "SLOWLY"...

Which resulted in a serious dent in the glass casing as seen above.

Pitching like the pros.

A dress made of pennies.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Vanna White of the Ontario Science Centre

Y'see? You should see his strut too.
(That's a contraption that makes candy apples!)

Before we entered the exhibition we encountered this dude in a booth who dare challenged us with puzzles. You can't tell from the picture but that Chinese girl is beating Martin mercilessly.