40 Days on the dot.
So I know it isn't Easter weekend yet BUTT! I had signed up to go FORTY DAYS sans livejournal + facebook, NOT forty-FIVE. Apparently, (according to trusty Wikepedia.com) God does not count Sundays. Why? Probably cuz He's God and can do whatever He damn well pleases. Well, it's not fair I tell you. Because what could possibly be HOLIER than a Sunday?! Except for a block of Swiss cheese and my uncle's drunken theories on life.
I signed up for only 40, gosh darn it! So excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, O' Almighty Lord, for NOT being aware that Sundays to You were like points on 'Whose Line is it Anyway'. Therefore, I'VE taken the beaten path and instead have counted each and every SUNDAY as absolutely valid. Which meaaaaaans, TODAY marks EGG ZACK LEE forty days; the END of my looooooooong internet fast! And boy, AM I HUNGRY! :D
I'M BACK, GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
*jigs in place*
Miss me much?
:)
P.S. Ellison, I'm patiently anticipating you're fiery comeback to my "O' Almighty Lord comment". lol But to my defence, I DID capitalize "He" and "You". :P